How this Fast Diet Lifestyle works: Eat these meals tomorrow, for a calorie total of less than 600. On another day this week, eat the meals from a different post, another day of eating 600 calories or less. Eat sensibly the other days of the week. That’s it: a simple way to lose weight and be healthier.

April 1st is “April Fools’ Day“. This is the day to pull pranks on unsuspecting friends. But let us discuss something more important. There are a lot of ‘experts’ out there who purport to give advice about dieting and a healthy lifestyle. And then they try to sell you something. They are trying to fool you — or is it ‘make a fool of you’? Does the headline read “Lose 5 pounds by the weekend!!!!” Bogus! Does the pop-up ad scream “This Grandmother’s jaw-dropping secret for melting off the pounds!!!” Click-bait! Think about it: if there were some simple way to lose weight, then why is there an obesity epidemic? The bottom line is that no diet will do the job — you need a lifestyle change. What type of lifestyle is recommended? Not one that puts whole categories of food on the no-no list, because over time that is not sustainable. Eating plans that rely on a variety of foods while reducing simple carbs are a great place to start. If then you add two days of 5:2 Fast Diet-style fasting each week, you will lose weight. Those days emphasize protein, lower fat, lower carbs, and fewer calories. Am I kidding you when I say this plan is a good one? Let’s see what the pros say: https://www.news-medical.net/health/Fast-52-Diet-Evidence.aspx “…participants found that they lost much more weight than those who attempted to limit calories for an entire week. Moreover, the diet had optimized their insulin resistance, which is a condition in which cells do not respond as they should to insulin.” https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/nutrition/ask-the-expert/fast-diet “There is some evidence to suggest intermittent fasting helps with weight loss, and some studies have linked it to lower rates of coronary heart disease and diabetes, but more research is needed before this can be proven.” https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9698935/ “…we demonstrated that the intermittent fasting 5:2 plus program produced superior weight loss compared with the daily calorie restriction for 12 weeks in Chinese patients with overweight or obesity. There were no serious adverse events…” https://www.unisa.edu.au/media-centre/Releases/2018/World-first-study-shows-benefits-of-52-diet-for-people-with-diabetes/ ” Fasting on two non-consecutive days, consuming between 500-600 calories, and then eating normally for five other days each week not only results in weight loss but also improved blood glucose control.” This is why Dear Husband and I have been 5:2 Fasting for 10 years: it works, and I’m not kidding.

Our breakfast starts the day off by fooling your table mates — is that an egg yolk…? The dinner is a delicious, filling meal that says, “I’m not kidding — this is a Fast Day Meal!”

Trompe l’Oeil:  135 calories 6 g fat 2 g fiber 10.5 g protein 9.6 g carbs 128 mg Calcium  NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages.  PB GF  Here is a meal to fool the eye and tickle the palate with its combination of the cold soup and the hot egg. The soup, which is good as a lunch in larger portions, comes from cuisine actuelle.fr

½ cup Cucumber Soup*** + 1 oz ball of canteloupe melon + one 2-oz egg + 1 tsp grated Parmesan + 1 Tbsp whole milk    Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories]   Optional: 5-6 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories]

Spritz an oven-safe ramekin with non-stick spray and break the egg into it. Sprinkle the Parmesan around the yolk. Spoon the milk around the yolk. Add salt and pepper. Bake at 350F for 12-15 minutes. Meanwhile, scrape the soup into a similar ramekin. Nestle the melon ball in the soup. Plate them side by side and smile.

***Cucumber Soup  ¾ cup serving = 78 calories 0.5 g fat 4.5 g fiber 11.5 g protein 8 g carbs 106 mg Calcium

makes 3 cups = 4 servings, ¾ cup each
two 8” cucumbers [weight = 21 oz]	Slice off both tips of the cucumber and remove half of the green peel. Cut in half and scoop out the seeds. Dice the cucumber.
2 oz mint leaves	Chop the leaves coarsely.
Piment d’esplette [or paprika or Aleppo pepper] + salt & pepper to taste	Put these in a food processor. Use the spices ad lib. Run the machine until cucumber is very finely chopped.
200 grams/ 7 oz Fromage Blanc or plain Greek yogurt	Add cheese/yogurt and run the processor to combine. Adjust seasonings.
8 oz canteloupe melon	Scoop into 8 Tbsp-sized balls
	Portion soup, garnished with 1-2 melon ball per serving

Shrimp with Garlic-Fennel Sauce:  250 calories 7 g fat 2 g fiber 25.5 g protein 21 g carbs 80.6 mg Calcium  PB GF  The flavors of this Mediterranean meal are simply wonderful. The recipe is adapted from Sumptuous Spoonfuls. HINT: This serves two [2] diners.

1 tsp olive oil + 3 cloves garlic, minced + 2 Tbsp lemon juice + 2 Tbsp white wine 6 oz uncooked shrimp + 2 Tbsp tzatziki* + 2 Tbsp tzatziki sauce [no solids] 2 tsp fennel seed OR 2 Tbsp chopped fennel fronds + 4 oz [by weight] cooked farro 2 large romaine leaves optional: fennel frond garnish

Cook garlic briefly in oil until fragrant. Add lemon juice, wine, and shrimp to the pan. Cook 2-3 mins with out stirring, then turn shrimp, add fennel seed, and cook 2 mins more. Take shrimp from pan. Add tzatziki sauce [no solids] and stir over low hear until shrimp is coated. Place one romaine leaf on each plate and divide the shrimp into each leaf. Plate the farro and top with tzatziki.

TZATZIKI	Makes 2½ cups, ~8 sv 1 Sv = 5 fl oz
1 English cucumber or another variety + Kosher salt	Grate cucumbers whole if using English cucumbers. If using cucumbers with waxy skin, peel and cut in half before grating. Remove and discard seeds. Salt lightly.
	Squeeze cucumbers in a clean cloth to remove liquid.
4-5 cloves garlic, minced  1 tsp distilled white vinegar 2 tsp Extra virgin olive oil	In a big bowl, combine garlic with these and mix.
drained cucumber	Add cucumbers to the bowl with garlic-oil
2 c plain Greek yogurt  Ground pepper + salt 1 Tbsp chopped fresh fennel-dill-mint	Add these ingredients. Stir to combine.Cover and chill at least 30 minutes.