How this Fast Diet Lifestyle works: Eat these meals tomorrow, for a calorie total of less than 600. On another day this week, eat the meals from a different post, another day of eating 600 calories or less. Eat sensibly the other days of the week. That’s it: a simple way to lose weight and be healthier. Join me in the Fasting Lifestyle.
“In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip’
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.”
Johnny Horton‘s lyrics and catchy tune are most Americans’ introduction [and limit of their knowledge] about the Battle of New Orleans, on January 8, 1815. Once the British had defeated Napoleon in 1812, they were freed to avenge their most bitter failure: the loss of the American colonies in 1783. So they started the War of 1812, first stopping American ships on the high seas and pressing men into service in the English navy. Then they attacked and sacked Washington, DC. Following a repulse at the port of Baltimore, the British planned to take the port of New Orleans as a back-door entry to regain their lost territory. The Americans caught wind of the plan and began to mobilize troops in November. Their leader was Andrew Jackson and he had no standing army. So he cobbled together businessmen, local militia, Choctaw Indians, sailors, smugglers, pirates, freed Black men, and sharpshooters from Tennessee and Kentucky to fight along side some US marines and soldiers. This collection of 5,000 men was soon to face 8,000 trained British troops. In late December, the British began moving up the Mississippi River, but were stopped by a night-time raid by Jackson’s men. The harrying tactic accomplished nothing, but it set the stage for the ensuing battle. The Americans went back up river, and built a wall of mud and cotton bales stretching East from the river to a swamp. Across the river, artillery were emplaced. Meanwhile, a new British commander had arrived. He was highly annoyed that the night-time raid had not been a British victory, so he pressed North to attack the American line. His first two attempts were futile, so he threw his troops into a full-on battle on January 8. When the smoke had cleared, the British casualties were 2034, US casualties were 71. The British withdrew and that was the last battle of the War of 1812. In fact, the War was already over, a peace treaty having been signed days before. But news traveled slowly, and 285 British soldiers died for nothing.
We will not eat the ‘bacon and beans’ of the song. Instead, our breakfast is inspired by French food, since New Orleans was a French possession until it was sold to the US in 1804. Because of New Orleanians’ love of seafood, stuffed clams are for dinner.
Ratatouille-Egg Toast: 301 calories… 6 g fat… 4 g fiber… 17 g protein… 31.4 g carbs… 212.4 mg Calcium… NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages. PB GF – if using GF bread. Ratatouille, the French vegetable stew, is great with eggs for breakfast. And you can prepare it year-round.
++ 1 piece 70-cal multi-grain bread [ Dave’s Killer Thin-Sliced Bread is great] ++++ one 2-oz egg ++++ ¼ cup Mediterranean Vegetables, drained through a sieve as needed ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++++Optional: 5-6 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++
Toast the bread. Warm the vegetables briefly and spoon onto the toast. Fry the egg using a non-stick or cast iron pan and put the egg on top of the vegetables on the toast. Pour the beverages and you have a fine breakfast as well as a head-start on your 5 servings of vegetables for the day.
Stuffed Clams: 262 calories… 7.5 g fat… 5 g fiber… 28 g protein… 34 g carbs… 423 mg Calcium… PB GF— if using GF bread crumbs If you served this to guests they would not consider themselves to be ill-used. The inspiration for this dish was a meal at the Georgetown Inn, Georgetown, PEI, Canada.
| 1 oz red bell pepper, sliced | In a small pan, cook pepper in a small amount of water. Reserve water. |
| 2½ oz [½ medium] tomato—1½ purchased turkey meatballs | Chop cooked pepper, dice tomato and meatballs. |
| 4 oz asparagus -OR- 2½ oz broccoli florets -OR- 2½ oz carrots -OR- 2½ oz cauliflower florets | Choose your vegetable and prep it for cooking. Add water to the pan in which you cooked the red pepper, then put in the cut vegetables. |
| ½ c/2 oz clams, diced—½ slice 70-cal bread, diced—1½ Tbsp plain non-fat yogurt— garlic powder— thyme— salt & pepper– | Combine these with the chopped pepper/tomato/meatballs and gently stir to combine. |
| Heap into two [2] large, clean, empty clam shells or oven-proof dishes which have been lightly sprayed with cooking oil. Bake 10 mins at 350F while the veg are cooking. | |
| ½ Tbsp Parmesan cheese | Sprinkle cheese on the stuffed clams in the last minutes of baking. Plate with the vegetables. |
<<<<<<<< Ingredients for next week >>>>>>>>> Breakfast, single portion for Monday …………………………… single portion for Thursday:
| Bob’s Red Mill 10-Grain Cereal mix | 1 two-oz egg |
| reduced fat ricotta + cinnamon | Arnold-brand multi-grain Sandwich Thin or similar |
| blueberries/raspberries + nutmeg | Canadian bacon/back bacon @ 20 calories |
| pumpkin puree + maple syrup | grapes |
| optional smoothie | optional smoothie |
| optional hot beverage | optional hot beverage |
Dinner, single portion for Monday:………………………….. single portion for Thursday:
| 15-16 oz can red beans + melon | chicken breast meat, cooked + carrots |
| ground cumin + chili powder | rich chicken broth + celery |
| 16 oz can diced tomatoes + Italian sweet pepper | parsnip + parsley |
| Cheddar cheese + onion | Egg noodles |
| Sparkling water | Sparkling water |
























