Battle of New Orleans

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“In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip’
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.”

Johnny Horton‘s lyrics and catchy tune are most Americans’ introduction [and limit of their knowledge] about the Battle of New Orleans, on January 8, 1815. Once the British had defeated Napoleon in 1812, they were freed to avenge their most bitter failure: the loss of the American colonies in 1783. So they started the War of 1812, first stopping American ships on the high seas and pressing men into service in the English navy. Then they attacked and sacked Washington, DC. Following a repulse at the port of Baltimore, the British planned to take the port of New Orleans as a back-door entry to regain their lost territory. The Americans caught wind of the plan and began to mobilize troops in November. Their leader was Andrew Jackson and he had no standing army. So he cobbled together businessmen, local militia, Choctaw Indians, sailors, smugglers, pirates, freed Black men, and sharpshooters from Tennessee and Kentucky to fight along side some US marines and soldiers. This collection of 5,000 men was soon to face 8,000 trained British troops. In late December, the British began moving up the Mississippi River, but were stopped by a night-time raid by Jackson’s men. The harrying tactic accomplished nothing, but it set the stage for the ensuing battle. The Americans went back up river, and built a wall of mud and cotton bales stretching East from the river to a swamp. Across the river, artillery were emplaced. Meanwhile, a new British commander had arrived. He was highly annoyed that the night-time raid had not been a British victory, so he pressed North to attack the American line. His first two attempts were futile, so he threw his troops into a full-on battle on January 8. When the smoke had cleared, the British casualties were 2034, US casualties were 71. The British withdrew and that was the last battle of the War of 1812. In fact, the War was already over, a peace treaty having been signed days before. But news traveled slowly, and 285 British soldiers died for nothing.

We will not eat the ‘bacon and beans’ of the song. Instead, our breakfast is inspired by French food, since New Orleans was a French possession until it was sold to the US in 1804. Because of New Orleanians’ love of seafood, stuffed clams are for dinner.

Ratatouille-Egg Toast:  301 calories… 6 g fat… 4 g fiber… 17 g protein… 31.4 g carbs… 212.4 mg Calcium… NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beveragesPB  GF – if using GF bread.  Ratatouille, the French vegetable stew, is great with eggs for breakfast. And you can prepare it year-round. 

++ 1 piece 70-cal multi-grain bread [ Dave’s Killer Thin-Sliced Bread is great] ++++ one 2-oz egg ++++ ¼ cup Mediterranean Vegetables, drained through a sieve as needed ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++++Optional: 5-6 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++

Toast the bread. Warm the vegetables briefly and spoon onto the toast. Fry the egg using a non-stick or cast iron pan and put the egg on top of the vegetables on the toast. Pour the beverages and you have a fine breakfast as well as a head-start on your 5 servings of vegetables for the day.

Stuffed Clams262 calories… 7.5 g fat… 5 g fiber… 28 g protein… 34 g carbs… 423 mg Calcium… PB  GF— if using GF bread crumbs If you served this to guests they would not consider themselves to be ill-used. The inspiration for this dish was a meal at the Georgetown Inn, Georgetown, PEI, Canada.

1 oz red bell pepper, slicedIn a small pan, cook pepper in a small amount of water. Reserve water.
2½ oz [½ medium] tomato—1½ purchased turkey meatballsChop cooked pepper, dice tomato and meatballs.
4 oz asparagus -OR- 2½ oz broccoli florets -OR- 2½ oz carrots -OR- 2½ oz cauliflower floretsChoose your vegetable and prep it for cooking. Add water to the pan in which you cooked the red pepper, then put in the cut vegetables.
½ c/2 oz clams, diced—½ slice 70-cal bread, diced—1½ Tbsp plain non-fat yogurt— garlic powder— thyme— salt & pepper–Combine these with the chopped pepper/tomato/meatballs and gently stir to combine.
Heap into two [2] large, clean, empty clam shells or oven-proof dishes which have been lightly sprayed with cooking oil. Bake 10 mins at 350F while the veg are cooking.
½ Tbsp Parmesan cheeseSprinkle cheese on the stuffed clams in the last minutes of baking. Plate with the vegetables.

<<<<<<<< Ingredients for next week >>>>>>>>> Breakfast, single portion for Monday …………………………… single portion for Thursday:

Bob’s Red Mill 10-Grain Cereal mix 1 two-oz egg 
reduced fat ricotta + cinnamonArnold-brand multi-grain Sandwich Thin or similar
blueberries/raspberries + nutmegCanadian bacon/back bacon @ 20 calories
pumpkin puree + maple syrupgrapes
optional smoothieoptional smoothie
optional hot beverageoptional hot beverage

Dinner, single portion for Monday:………………………….. single portion for Thursday:

15-16 oz can red beans + melonchicken breast meat, cooked + carrots
ground cumin + chili powderrich chicken broth + celery
16 oz can diced tomatoes + Italian sweet pepperparsnip + parsley
Cheddar cheese + onionEgg noodles
Sparkling waterSparkling water

Edward, the Confessor

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Edward was an Anglo-Saxon, born around 1003 in Wessex, son of King Aethelred II and Emma of Normandy. His family fled Britain when the “Danes” [Vikings] took over much of the island in 1013, going to Normandy [originally settled by the Vikings who were Emma’s ancestors]. Then they returned to Britain, leaving again in 1016, after his father’s death. For many years Edward lived in Normandy, becoming quite Norman in his ways. At last, in 1041, Edward returned to Britain. With the help of his half-brother Hardicanute [a Viking son of Emma’s second marriage], Edward became King of Wessex. He was not a particularly strong ruler, although he kept the peace with the Danes. Edward married Edith, daughter of the puppet-master Godwine, who pulled the strings during the first 11 years of Edward’s reign. Edith and Edward had no children, leading to tales that Edward was too pious to procreate. The king was religious, though not excessively so. A pledge to the pope resulted in Edward’s building of Westminster Abbey, then outside of London. Edward was buried there after his death on January 5, 1066, and his shrine can still be seen. The lack of an heir caused confusion. Harold, son of Hardicanute/nephew of Edward, became king in 1066, a claim that was challenged by Edward’s cousin, William of Normandy. Edward seemed to have promised the crown to them both, as a negotiation tactic. William eventually settled the confusion at Hastings. After Edward’s death, legends of his piety grew, and miracles were attributed to him. He was canonized within a century, being named a ‘confessor’, designating a saint who was not a martyr.

Our meals are similar to foods that might have been eaten in Edward’s time, [OK — not the Asian flavors in the dinner…] when grains, sausage, and vegetables would be cooked together in a pot for many meals.

Cottage Breakfast w/egg: 213 calories…  8.6 g fat… 2 g fiber… 15 g protein… 20 g carbs… 84 mg Calcium… NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages. PB  I wanted a breakfast that evoked a cottage in the English country-side, so here it is. The pan muffins are very good.

++ 1 pan muffin ++++ 2 oz applesauce ++++ one 2-oz egg: fried or hard-boiled or soft-boiled ++++ ¼ c 2%-fat cottage cheese ++++ Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++  Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

Take one pan muffin from the freezer the night before and let it thaw. Cook the egg to your taste and warm the pan muffin. Dish the applesauce and plate with cottage cheese. Pour optional beverages. What a sweet and easy meal.

PAN MUFFIN each: 71 calories– 2.5 g fat– 1 g fiber –2 g protein– 11 g carbs– 8.5 mg CalciumPB These are a dandy little bread to add to a breakfast plate. You will see them also in Roman Breakfast. HINT: I prepare 8 pan muffins from the 10-grain mufffin batter, to cook and freeze. I make remaining batter into full-sized muffins to enjoy on Slow Days.

1 cup dry Bob’s Red Mill 10-grain hot cereal mix—-1¼ cup buttermilk/soured milk Combine cereal and milk in a small bowl. Let sit 10 minutes
1/3 cup butter —-1/3 cup sugar—1 two-ounce egg Cream the butter and sugar, then mix in the egg. 
1 cup unbleached flour— 1 tsp salt —1 tsp baking powder —1 tsp baking sodaAdd dry ingredients and cereal/milk mixture. Stir until just combined. 
2 Tbsp batter for each pan muffinPortion out batter onto a hot griddle or flat-bottomed pan spritzed with non-stick spray. Cook on both sides.

Vegetable-Sausage Bowl: 295 calories… 15 g fat… 4.4 g fiber… 10 g protein… 22.5 g carbs… 124 mg Calcium…  PB GF A riff on a recipe by Sarah Copeland in the New York Times, this fusion of German sausage and Asian flavors was a real hit at our house. Very quick to prepare and a great way to add vegetables to the diet.

2 servingsbig wok, skillet or cast-iron pan
½ oz almond slivers —- pinch Kosher saltAdd nuts, salt to pan, and stir until toasted, 1 min. Remove from pan and save.
1 tsp neutral oil—-2-3 celery stalks, sliced on bias -OR- ½ c thin zucchini slices —- ½ c. carrots, sliced in thin coins -OR- ½ c sweet pepper, in thin slicesHeat oil over med-high until shimmering. Add these and stir-fry until slightly softened, 1-2 mins.
1.5 tsp sesame seeds Sprinkle on seeds, toss until toasted, 1 mins
1 c. kale, without stems, fresh or frozen——1 c. torn lettuceChop kale roughly. Add greens to pan, stir to combine. 
1½ tsp rice wine vinegar or white wine vinegar—- -2-3 T. waterAdd these, scraping bottom of pan. Cook until greens are lightly wilted, ~1 min
2½ oz bulk bratwurst sausageBrown in separate pan, breaking into small bits. Add.
½ c. cooked brown long-grain riceAdd to pan and stir well while rice heats. 
3 T. torn mint leaves—-1 tsp Go-Chu-Jang, Korean hot sauce —-1½ tsp soy sauceScatter with herbs, add soy sauce and hot sauce. Stir together, serve in bowls with reserved nuts on top.

Passing: Charley Parkhurst

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Parkhurst ferries a slightly apprehensive passenger.

 “Passing” means living your life as someone you are not, and getting away with it. The term can be used for people living as a member of another race or of a different sex. Charley Parkhurst was a rip-snortin’, rough-ridin’, rootin’-tootin’, six-gun-shootin’ stagecoach driver of the Old West. Being a stage coach driver, or ‘Whip’, was the job for only the strongest, bravest, most daring of men. They were highly respected, and little boys wanted to be just like them. Parkhurst was born in Lebanon, New Hampshire in 1812. Orphaned as a child, there were some hard years spent in an orphanage. Charley escaped and went to Rhode Island, getting employment at a livery stable. The boss took a shine to Parkhurst, teaching the youth about horses and coach-driving. When gold was discovered in California, Charley headed there and on the way, acquaintance was made with a man who owned a carting business. He hired the 37-year-old to drive delivery carts. Shortly after arriving in the Gold Fields, Parkhurst was kicked in the face by a horse, losing the use of one eye and earning the sobriquet “Cockeyed Charley”. Parkhurst reconnected with his old boss from Rhode Island, who ran a stagecoach line. Thus, Charley became a Whip. The other drivers soon recognized that, despite short stature and small hands, Charley was one of the best. Roads were muddy and rocky, steep and twisty through the mountains. Other dangers included bandits who wanted the bank strong-boxes that the coaches carried, plus bears, and mountain lions. Despite bad weather, floods, and washed-out bridges, Charley’s coaches were always on time, cargo and passengers intact. In 1868, Parkhurst registered to vote and participated in the election. Eventually, railroads took over the transport of people and goods, so Charley retired to a small property, farming in the summer and logging in the winter. When arthritis made motion less easy, Charley down-sized to the cabin where death finally overcame the famous coachman on December 28, 18–. Friends and neighbors had encouraged Parkhurst to see a doctor for his tongue cancer symptoms, but he refused. They found out why when they found him dead and began to prepare Charley for burial — Charley Parkhurst, who had been born “Charlotte”, was in fact a woman. Many of his friends refused to believe it. Parkhurst was so well-known, and the revelation so amazing, that newspapers across the country carried the obituary. Would Charley be considered a trans man today, or was Charley astonishingly adept at concealing his sex? [Before you try to correct me, ‘sex’ is determined by your chromosomes, while ‘gender’ is how you present yourself. Charlotte Parkhurst had the sex of a woman, but presented herself in the gender of a man.] Whatever. Does it matter? Charley showed that a woman can indeed do a “man’s job”, and that they can vote, too.

What did Charlie Parkhurst eat? Most likely simple, hearty foods found at a post stop while the horses were being changed, or meals prepared at home.

Ham ScrOmelette:  150 calories… 7.6 g fat… 1 g fiber… 12.4 g protein… 7 g carb… 45 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values shown are for the ScrOmelette and fruit only, and do not include the optional beveragesPB  GF Here’s another classic of the breakfast table.

++ 1½ eggs per person  HINT: If you are serving one person, crack three 2-oz eggs into a small bowl or glass measuring cup. Whip up those eggs and pour half of their volume into a jar with a lid and put it in the ‘fridge for next week. ++++ ½ oz ground or chopped 3%-fat ham ++++ 2 oz melon or apple ++++ herbs to taste ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++++  Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++

Chop the ham, slice the fruit, prep your beverage. Heat a cast iron or non-stick pan and spritz it with oil or cooking spray. Whisk the eggs and pour into the pan. When the bottom begins to set, distribute the ham over half of the eggs. {OR warm the ham briefly in the hot pan, pour in the whisked eggs and scramble together until cooked.] Fold the omelette and cook to your favorite degree of doneness. Pour your beverages, and you are off to a good start to your day.

Chicken/Turkey Dinner: 284 calories… 4.5 g fat… 9 g fiber… 31.6 g protein… 34 g carbs… 58 mg Calcium…  PB Perfect use for left-over roasted or lemon-marinated grilled chicken breast. Instead of potatoes, enjoy the crunch of high-fiber crackers. So low in calories that you may even have some lovely fruit for dessert!

++4 ounces roasted breast meat, without skin ++++ ½ cup/3 o z green beans ++++ 2 oz carrots, sliced as coins ++++ 2 pieces Finn Crisp crackers ++++ ½ cup sliced strawberries ++

Warm the cooked meat or not, according to your taste. Cook the vegetables and plate with the meat and crackers. Enjoy those strawberries as a sweet conclusion to the meal.

Roger II of Sicily

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Roger the 2nd of Sicily was a Renaissance Man long before there was a Renaissance. He was born on December 22, 1095 in Sicily. But this is not the Sicily that we know today. The Greeks and Romans had made their mark on the island, long before the Common Era. The Byzantines [535 CE] and Arabs [827 CE] had also ruled there for a few centuries. The Normans, before they invaded England in 1066, set out to enlarge their sphere of influence. In 999 CE, they entered Sicily, then took it over under the sword of Roger’s father, Robert Guiscard. Roger became King of Sicily in 1130, and he was well-suited for the job. An excellent linguist, he spoke eight languages, including the patois of the local people. Roger was interested in art and science and geography, and during his reign, all the disparate cultures and religions lived in harmony. Roger was a Christian, but he was a cameleon. Instead of stamping out the other religions, he permitted them to carry on. Instead of imposing Norman French ways and language, Roger adopted some of their customs. He rewrote the feudal code and eliminated most slavery. In his glittering capital Palermo, Roger married a succession of wives, and also kept a harem. He had built the astonishing Cappella Palatina/Norman Chapel within the Norman Palace of his father. The mosaic interior was created by Byzantine Greeks and Arab craftsmen. It is visually stunning and unlike most churches of its day, it celebrates Bible stories and the glory of Roger II, rather than suffering saints. Christ is shown, not in shame on the cross, but in victory as the All-Powerful. Lettering on the walls is in Greek, Latin, and Arabic. Due to his embrace of Arab influences and his reluctance to go on Crusade, popes were wary of Roger, but he continued to grow in wealth and power. His sons administered lands on the Italian mainland, from Rome to the south. Then Roger conquered Tunisia, expanding his grip on trade throughout the Mediterranean. At his death in 1154, Roger was the most powerful ruler in all of Europe. His enlightened governance was not inherited by his sons, and they lost much of the territory and influence that their father had won. Clearly, Roger II of Sicily was one of a kind.

Our meals contains that most prized vegetable in modern Sicily: the eggplant, served in two tasty ways.

Caponata Bake:  165 calories… 7 g fat… 3 g fiber… 8 g protein… 15 g carbs…72 mg Calcium…  PB GF Caponata is a favorite dish in Sicily. Delicious and versitile, it can be enjoyed at breakfast or dinner.

1 two-oz egg +++ ½ cup caponata +++ ½ clementine +++ Optional:  5 oz fruit smoothie or  berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++  Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

Stir together egg and caponata.** Pour into an oven-safe dish and bake at 350F for 12-15 minutes. Plate with the fruit, and dream of sunny Sicily.

**CAPONATA: makes 2 cups  Jamie Oliver’s take on a Sicilian classic. 1 cup: 156 calories… 4.5 g fat… 6.5 g fiber…3 g protein… 20.4 g carbs…66.4 mg Calcium ½ cup: 78 calories… 2 g fat… 3.5 g fiber… 1.4 g protein… 10 g carbs 33 mg Calcium ¼ cup: 36 calories… 1 g fat… 1.6 g fiber… 0.7 g protein… 5 g carbs… 16.6 mg Calcium

Can be served with whole-grain bread, on pasta, or polents, as a side for fish or meat.

2 cupsHeat oven to 400F.
2 tsp olive oil—2 c eggplants, in ¾” chunks— 1 tsp dried oregano/Italian herbs —  Sea saltAdd oil to a big pan over high. Toss these to coat in oil, add more if needed. Cook 4-5 mins, stirring at whilesOR ROAST 10 MINS. – 
½ cup red onion—2 cloves garlic, finely sliced——–½ small bunch flat-leaf parsleyFinely chop onion + parsley.On cooktop, cook 2 mins in cooking spray.
1 Tbsp capers, drained—-6 pitted black olives——–1-2 T. herb vinegarAdd these, and cook until vinegar evaporates.
16 oz ripe tomatoes, OR 1½ c. canned diced toms—-cooked eggplantRoughly chop tomatoes, add to pan with eggplant, simmer 15-20 mins until tender.

Eggplant Patties w/ Onion Marinara: 273 calories… 4 g fat… 8.5 g fiber… 46 g carbs… 43 mg Calcium…  PB GF – if using GF bread/flour/pasta Marcella Hazen, in her Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking, gives the recipe for the patties and a sauce in which to serve them. I added the pasta to the meal. 

++ 4 prepared eggplant patties**, portioned with a 1½ Tbsp scoop ++++ 1 oz pasta– If you use whole grain or high fiber pasta, so much the better ++++ ½ cup tomato-onion marinara ++ 

**Eggplant Pattiesmakes 7 when using a 1½ tsp scoop = 32 calories each —9 oz eggplant with skin still on— 2 Tbsp bread crumbs— 1 Tbsp spinach chiffonade — 1 tsp minced garlic — 1 egg yolk — 1 Tbsp grated Parmesan — 1 Tbsp white whole wheat flour —

Roast eggplant at 400F until soft, around 15 minutes. Peel it and cut in rough cubes. Put in a collander over a bowl and let it drain, pressing down lightly. Add to a bowl with remaining ingredients. Stir with a fork until well-combined. Heat a skillet and spray with non-stick spray. Using a 1½ Tbsp scoop, put eggplant mixture into the hot pan, flattening it a bit. Cook on each side until starting to brown.

++ Tomato-Onion Marinara makes 1.5 cups  –1.5 c. onion, thinly sliced — 1.5 c. canned whole tomatoes — Salt + pepper — 

Spray a saute pan with non-stick cooking oil and heat it. Add onions and cook at medium-low until onions begin to turn golden. Add tomatoes, chopping them into smaller pieces with a plastic or wooden utensil. Cook until tomatoes have thickened a bit. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Boil the pasta while the patties are cooking. Heat the marinara, then add the cooked pasta. Put some of the sauce in the center of your plate and position the patties on top. Arrange the pasta and sauce around the center, as pleases your eye.

Baby Its Cold Outside

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Lynn and Frank Loesser sing together.

Context is everything. It can take a song that was originally fun and flirty, and turn it into something scary and dirty. Such is the fate of “Baby, Its Cold Outside“. Frank Loesser, who went on to fame with Broadway favorites like Guys and Dolls, wrote the song in 1944. It was to be a duet between him and his wife, Lynn Garland, to sing at their housewarming party to signal that it was time to leave. Their friends loved it! At every party after that, the duo was asked to sing the song. Before you start clutching your pearls about the lyrics, you must understand the song. In the 1940s and 50s, a nice girl was to be home from a date by midnight. There was no thought of casually spending the night with your boyfriend — your reputation would be ruined. So the girl starts to make the ‘usual’ excuses [time to leave] and the guy gives the lamest excuse to stay [it is cold outside]. She continues to give reasons to leave [family expectations, societal pressures] while he keeps talking about the weather. Note: she never says “I don’t want to stay” — that’s because she DOES want to stay. Together they brainstorm reasons that she could give for not going home: no cabs, insufficient wardrobe, deep snow. The most controversial line — “What’s in my drink?” — was a convenient excuse of the era. But there is NOTHING in her drink except alcohol. The fact that they harmonize on the last line of each verse shows that they are on the same page. To people of a certain age, the lyrics are fun and consistent with the dating scene at the time they were written. We live now in a suspicious age, but we should not judge the past through that lens.

If it is cold outside where you are, consider this scramble from warm Provence for breakfast and a hearty soup for dinner.

Olive-Pepper ScrOmelette:  167 calories… 9 g fat… 2.5 g fiber…10.5 g protein… 6 g carbs… 29 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values shown are for the ScrOmelette and fruit only, and do not include the optional beverages. PB GF I asked Dear Husband for a new omelette idea, and he suggested these flavors straight out of Provence.

++ 1½ two-oz eggs  HINT: If you are serving one person, crack three 2-oz eggs into a small bowl or glass measuring cup. Whip up those eggs and pour half of their volume, crack three 2-oz eggs into a jar with a lid and put it in the ‘fridge for next week.  ++++ 1 oz bell pepper, steamed and diced ++++ 1½ black olive, pitted and chopped ++++  1/8 oz [by weight] goat cheese/chevre], diced/crumbled ++++ 2 oz plum OR strawberries ++++  Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait  [65 calories] ++++  Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++

Whisk the eggs [salt and pepper may not be needed due to saltiness of olives]. Pour into a pan which has been sprayed briefly with cooking spray. When the bottom of the eggs have set, add the vegetables and cheese. Fold over, and plate. Brew your optional beverage and take the optional previously-made smoothie from ‘fridge.

Soup Royaume: 152 calories… 0 g fat… 6 g fiber… 12.6 g protein… 24.6 g carbs… 84 mg Calcium…  PB GF A fine meal for winter, made hearty with autumn vegetables and lentils, it is named after the old lady who saved Geneva from invasion by the Savoyards. Add as much seasoning as you wish. Any soup can be improved by preparing it ahead and letting it sit for 8-24 hours. 

6 [six] servings of 1 cup each OR5 [five] servings of 1¼ cup each
2½ oz pork loin, raw or cooked, diced——½ cup onion, chopped—-3½ oz /½ c dry lentils**Put pork, onions, and lentils in a heavy saucepan and cook until browned.**small green lentils from France, if possible
3 oz rutabega/turnip, cubed—2 oz carrot, diced—3 oz parsnip, diced—3 cups chopped cabbage—–½ tsp mace—½ tsp dry mustard— 1 Tbsp caraway seed —salt & pepper—3 cups waterAdd these to the pan. Pour in water to cover the vegetables. Cover pan and simmer about 1 hour or until vegetables are tender.Taste for seasonings.
½ cup frozen spinach, choppedAdd the frozen spinach, and heat through.
Divide in 6 equal servings. Freeze what you don’t need today.
per serving: several leaves of fresh spinachRoughly chop the leaves and poke into the hot soup when serving. 

A Friend of Bill’s

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“Are you a friend of Bill’s?” This seemingly innocuous question is an opening gambit that can lead to shared experiences and recovery from a debilitating disease. Who is Bill?? William Griffith Wilson was born and raised in Vermont, where his grandparents ran an inn. In the nineteen-teens, Bill met Lois Burnham, a summer resident of Vermont and attended Norwich University. There, Wilson was a recognized leader and he was trained in New York and Virginia in preparation for World War I. Before Wilson went off to war, he was made a second lieutenant and he married Lois. He also became depressed and started drinking, to ease social anxiety. Following the war, Wilson and his wife moved to Brooklyn. He continued drinking while he worked as a stock speculator. His drinking prevented him from graduating from law school. By 1933, Wilson had been committed four times to a New York hospital that treated alcoholism, but their methods did not help him. A meeting with an old drinking buddy, now sober, inspired Wilson to join a group that used spirituality and fellowship to help alcoholics. After that, a series of events lead him to sobriety: a spiritual experience, a phone call to a supportive person, and wishing to help another person to recover. With fellow sufferer, Bob Smith, Wilson formed a a group for mutual support, and on December 11, 1935, Bill took his last drink. The group was so successful that other groups started. In 1939, Wilson wrote a book called Alcoholics Anonymous, in which he outlined the 12-step program for sobriety in the group called AA. To maintain anonymity, group members would introduce themselves by their first names and last initial only, so Wilson became ‘Bill W’. If a member is looking for a meeting to attend, he/she might ask someone if they were ‘a friend of Bill’s’, a coded phrase to identify fellow AA member. You might hear a Friend of Bill’s being paged at an airport or on a cruise ship. AA has helped millions to get sober and stay that way. Today, there are 123,000 A.A. groups in 180 countries. That’s a lot of people trying to tame their addiction.

For Bill W’s military service in France, an omelette for breakfast. And a dinner from his native New England.

Basquaise ScrOmelette:  165 calories… 8 g fat… 2.5 g fiber… 11 g protein… 11 g carbs… 82.5 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values shown are for the ScrOmelette and fruit only, and do not include the optional beverages. PB GF This recipe, full of the flavors of the Basque region of SW France, comes to us from Salute to Healthy Cooking, published by the French Culinary Institute. Wonderful book from which we cook all year long. Note that this is a baked omelette, so the method is a little different. Faites bien attention.

++1½ two-oz eggs  HINT: If you are serving one person, crack three 2-oz eggs into a small bowl or glass measuring cup. Whip up those eggs and pour half of their volume into a jar with a lid and put it in the ‘fridge for next week. ++++2 Tbsp tomato sauce++++ 2 Tbsp bell pepper, chopped++++ 1 clove garlic or pinch granulated garlic++++ 2 tsp parsley, chopped ++++ 1 tsp Parmesan cheese, grated++++ pinch or two piment d’esplette+++++ 1½ oz apple or pear+++++  Optional:blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait  [65 calories] ++++ Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories]++

Heat the oven broiler. In an oven-safe skillet, put the tomato sauce, peppers, garlic, parsley, and 2 Tbsp water. Cook gently on the stove-top until the veg are soft and the water is evaporated. Remove from pan. Add a spritz of non-stick spray and heat the pan. Whisk the eggs with 2/3 of the tomato mixture and pour into the pan. As the eggs cook, gently lift the edge of the eggs and let uncooked egg flow underneath. Do not flip or fold the eggs. Top the eggs with the cheese and put the skillet under the broiler to finish cooking. Prepare the fruit and beverages. Slide the omelette onto the plate OR serve it in the skillet and top it with the remaining tomato/pepper mixture.

Scallops with Sun-dried Tomatoes: 285 calories… 11 g fat… 5 g fiber… 28 g protein… 29 g carbs… 66 mg Calcium…  PB GF Jasper White offers this recipe in his book Cooking From New England. It is simplicity itself to prepare and a delight to eat.  HINT: this recipe serves 2 [two] diners.

Serves 2Prepare a mise in place, since the operations procede very quickly
½ c/¾ oz sun-dried tomatoes – NOT in oil Slice each tomato into 4 strips and put in a small bowl. Cover with hot water. Set aside to soak.
½# scallops salt + pepperTrim off any white tissue. Blot dry on paper toweling. If using sea scallops, cut in half along equator. Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
1½ oz red lentil pasta Cook as package directs. Drain, reserving some water.
1 Tbsp olive oil—–1 Tbsp garlic, choppedHeat a saute pan until hot, then add oil. Immediately add scallops in one layer and garlic. Count 30 secs and turn scallops.
1 Tbsp lemon juice—1 tsp butter—-¼ c pasta waterCount 30 seconds and add the drained tomatoes, lemon juice, butter, and pasta water while stirring. Add more pasta water, as needed.
1½ Tbsp parsley/basil——cooked pastaChop the herbs. Count 30 seconds and add the cooked pasta. Heat through and add parsley. Ready to serve.

<<<<<<<< Ingredients for next week >>>>>>>>> Breakfast, single portion for Monday …………………………… single portion for Thursday:

1 two-oz egg = US large1 slice ‘Canadian’ or back bacon
OLIVE-PEPP SCROMapple slices or apple sauce
Pan Muffins: Bob’s Red Mill 10-grain hot cereal mix +
butter + sugar + unbleached flour + leavening
optional smoothieoptional smoothie
optional hot beverageoptional hot beverage

Dinner, single portion for Monday:………………………….. single portion for Thursday:

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Lord Tennyson

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Often, when we asked our mother to ‘tell us a story’, she would recite poems. Long poems, that told a story. One such was The Lady of Shallot [1842 version] by Alfred, Lord Tennyson. It was a wonderful tale — vivid imagery, knights, chivalry, and unrequited love. [Either it didn’t register at my age or my mother edited it out, but it was years before I realized that the Lady died at the end!] By dint of repetition, I memorized most of it. When my sister and I played the card game “Authors“, there he was again: Alfred, Lord Tennyson. He was born in 1809, into the family of a vicar with many children. Although money was tight, Alfred was sent to grammar school, where he was not happy. Home life wasn’t very happy either. But his father ensured that his precocious son had exposure to a wide range of literature. While yet a child, Alfred wrote poems in the style of several famous poets, which helped him to hone his craft. He and his brothers collaborated on a book of poetry, mostly written by Alfred, his first published collection. At Cambridge, Tennyson forged a deep friendship with Arthur Hallam who encouraged him to publish again in 1830. Mixed reviews drove the poet to despair, but they also caused him to revise poems, often for the better. All his life, Tennyson hesitated to publish, fearing criticism. Between 1831 and 1833, two deaths rocked his life: first his father, then his friend Hallam. What followed was his best-received work, In Memoriam, published in 1850, also the year of his marriage. Charge of the Light Brigade. The Lotos-Eaters. Crossing the Bar. The Passing of Arthur. Enoch Arden. Tennyson’s poems are romantic, often melancholy, and lyrical. They so captured the zeitgeist of the 1800s, that Queen Victoria named him poet laureate of England. Not long before his death, Tennyson was made a Baron — hence the “Lord” Tennyson. He was the most popular poet of the Victorian Era. My mother loved Tennyson’s work, and I was reading to her from Idylls of the King while she died. I haven’t read it since.

Our meals are quintessentially English, like Tennyson and his poems.

Ploughman’s Breakfast: 232 calories… 16.6 g fat… 2 g fiber… 13. g protein… 32.4 g carbs… 241 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values given are for the plated foods only, and do not include the optional beveragePB GF  From The 8 Week Blood Sugar Diet by Dr. Michael Mosley, this meal is a modern take on a traditional English meal, the Ploughman’s Lunch.

++ 2 oz apple slices ++++ 1 oz Cheddar cheese ++++ 1 oz ham ++++ ½ oz walnuts++++ Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++  Optional:blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

Assemble the meal elements, and plate. Good start to the day!

Ham-Stuffed Fish   260 calories… 3.5 g fat… 23 g protein… 16 g carbs… 139 mg Calcium…  PB GF – if using GF bread  Another recipe of unknown origin, found in the recipe drawer. Glad I saved it.

++ 4 oz perch or sole ++++ 1 oz sliced ham from the deli ++++ ½ tsp soy sauce ++++ ½ tsp sherry ++++ 1 egg white ++++ ½ piece of whole-grain 70-calorie bread ++++ 1 Tbsp finely-chopped or ground walnuts ++++ 1-2 oz carrots, julienned or sliced as coins ++++ 1 scallion, sliced thinly ++

Slice the fish so that it is in 2 pieces of equal length and thickness. Crumble the bread into the finest crumbs and blend thoroughly with walnuts. Whip the egg white until it is very frothy. Blend in the soy sauce and sherry. Make a ‘sandwich’ of the ham slice between the two pieces of fish. Dip in the egg mixture to coat, then dip in the breading. Cook in a heavy non-stick pan, sprayed with cooking spray, until fish is cooked – about 5 minutes per side. Cook the carrots. Plate the fish and carrots and sprinkle with sliced scallion.

Michael

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Michael, whose name means “Who is like God?”, was the Archangel. That translates as “head or chief of all the angels”. FYI: the word ‘angel’ means ‘messenger’. Confusingly, he is one of several ‘archangels’ — somewhere between two and seven are revered by different sects. You might think that Michael would be mentioned a lot in the Bible, but there are only four verses that actually name him: Jude 1:9,  Daniel 10:13Daniel 12:1, Revelation 12:7-9. [The Angel Gabriel is mentioned more than that.] John Milton expanded on the Revelation verses by giving Michael a major role in Paradise Lost. In that 1667 epic poem, Michael is the warrior angel who goes into hand-to-hand combat with Lucifer/Satan/the Dragon, and throws him bodily out of Heaven. This is how Michael is usually portrayed in art, as in the famous statue on Paris’ Boulevard Saint Michel [Boul’Mich], on the Left Bank. Michael seems to have several roles. He is the advocate for Israel; he is a healer, especially linked to ‘healing waters’; he is the commander of God’s army; he is the Angel of Death who escorts souls to heaven; and he brings messages from Earth to God. Saint Michael’s Day is called Michaelmas, and was formerly a major time of celebration in Old Europe. Michael is the patron of soldiers, police officers, and others in dangerous jobs, also of France, Germany, and Ukraine.

The Feast of Saint Michael, September 29, is during the autumn mushroom season, so we will have some of them at breakfast. The barley harvest would be over, so some barley will be in our dinner salad.

Mushroom Bake: 145 calories… 6.6 g fat… 1 g fiber… 10 g protein… 9.5 g carbs… 102 mg Calcium…  NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages. PB GF Goodness has everything to do with this delicious meal.

++ 1 two-oz egg ++++ 2 Tablespoon ricotta ++++ 2 oz chantrelle/cepe or other ‘wild’ mushrooms ++++ 1½ tsp Parmesan cheese, grated ++++ 0.1 oz chopped prosciutto ++++ 1 oz peach OR pear OR apple ++++  Optional:  5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] +++  Optional:  blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait[65 calories] ++

Spritz a ramekin [for 2 people, Dear Husband prefers to use a 4×6” oval casserole] with oil or non-stick spray and set the toaster oven at 350F. Chop the mushrooms and stir the cheeses together with the mushrooms and proscuitto. Whisk the eggs into the mushroom/cheeses and pour into the container. Bake 12-15 mins. Add a beverage and fruit, and you are ready for a bounteous day.

Tuna-Barley Salad: 230 calories… 4 g fat… 3.4 g fiber… 26 g protein… 23.6 g carbs… 60 mg Calcium…  PB GF Here is a meal to fit any diet plan, with whole grains, vegetables, and heart-healthy tuna.  HINT: Serves 2 [two]

++ 2 oz quick barley ++++ 5 oz white tuna, drained ++++ 1.5 oz canned white beans ++++ 5 oz grape tomatoes ++++ 4.5 oz baby spinach or baby lettuce ++++ 1 Tbsp Parmesan, grated ++++   marinade: 2 tsp white wine vinegar ++++ 1 tsp olive oil ++

Cook the barley and combine it with chunks of tuna. Put salad greens and marinade in serving bowl and toss. Gently toss in the barley-tuna to combine. Put tomatoes on top, then sprinkle with Parmesan. Gosh its good – and filling!

Hometown Heroine: Ancona

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The people of Ancona were in dire straits. For months their coastal city had been besieged by the combined forces of their enemies, the Republic of Venice and the Holy Roman Empire. The plucky little Republic of Ancona had the temerity to challenge Venice over trade rights in the Mediterranean and Adriatic Seas, and they had chosen to ally themselves with the Byzantine Empire rather than the Holy Romans. Warfare ensued, leading to the Siege of Ancona. The people of the city were in need of a break, of a morale boost in this war of attrition. On September 1, 1173, while the siege engines ringed the walls, a band of defenders rolled a barrel of pitch through a hole in the wall. The plan was to set it alight, to destroy some war machines, and gain a respite from the relentless attacks. The problem was that the pitch was very flammable and potentially explosive — the act of lighting it on fire might be deadly. It had to be done, but how? And by whom? While the men stood about dithering, the Widow Stamina stepped forward. With an axe in hand, she went to the barrel and broke it open. She lit the pitch and the resulting fire consumed the siege engines. She died of course. Stamina’s action allowed the city of Ancona to hold out until October, when allies arrived to end the siege. In the 1800s, during the efforts to unify Italy, Stamina was hailed as a true “Italian” heroine, although she had never heard of a nation by that name. She was memorialized in art, history books, and a novel. “Facts” about her were invented, to flesh out her biography. All we really know about her is her last name [sometimes written as ‘Stamura’], and that “the Sacrifice of Stamina” truly saved the day at the Siege of Ancona.

Prosciutto & Melon Plate:  215 calories… 10 g fat… 3 g fiber… 24 g protein… 23 g carbs… 228 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values given are for the plated foods only, and do not include the optional beverage. PB GF Once again the Inn at Saint Peter’s inspired a breakfast! Nothing beats the salty-sweet flavor combination of this meal.  HINT: I plated everything the night before and stored the plates in zipper bags in the refrigerator.

++ 5 oz canteloupe melon [Charentais melon would be fabulous!] ++++ 1 oz thinly-sliced prosciutto ++++ ¼ cup red onion pickle ++++ 0.2 oz shavings of Parmesan cheese ++++ fresh basil or mint leaves OR crumbled dried basil ++++ ¼ cup plain Greek yogurt ++++ ¼ cup blackberries plus drizzle of balsamic vinegar reduction, optional ++++Optional:  5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or  mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++ 

Cut the melon into bite-sized cubes [8 pieces look well on the plate]. Cut the prosciutto into 8 long strips [mine were 1”x4”]. Place a ramekin with yogurt, berries, and balsamic vinegar in the center of a plate. Arrange the red onion around it, then the melon and ham in a circle on the outside of the plate. Shave off curls of Parmesan and place them on top. If using fresh herb leaves, tuck them in here and there. If using dried herbs, rub the leaves in your palms to crumble over the plate. Serve with your chosen beverage. Wonderful flavors, however you combine them on your fork.

Turkey Picatta257 calories… 5 g fat… 1.3 g fiber… 31 g protein… 21 g carbs… 28 mg Calcium… GF Rush Hour Cooking provided this recipe which is one of our all-time favorites. Quick and delicious.

++ 4 oz uncooked turkey breast ++++ salt & pepper ++++ ½ tsp olive oil 1 Tbsp white wine ++++ 1/3 cup chicken stock ++++ 1.5 tsp lemon juice ++++ 2 Tbsp shallots, minced ++++ pinch garlic powder ++++ 2 tsp capers ++++ 3 oz tomatoes, sliced ++++ ¼ cup brown rice, optional++

Combine the wine, stock and lemon juice. Pound the turkey meat, if needed, to even out the thickness. Sprinkle with salt & pepper. Heat olive oil over medium-high heat and cook the turkey on both sides until cooked through, adding a little of the stock mixture if needed. Remove turkey to a plate and keep warm. Add the stock mixture and shallots to the pan along with the garlic powder, stirring up the brown bits on the pan. Cook down until only 3-4 tablespoons of sauce remain. Lastly add the capers. Warm the rice [if using cooked left-over rice] and slice the tomatoes. Plate the rice, drizzling 1 Tbsp sauce over it. Plate the turkey, pouring the remaining sauce on it. Plate the tomatoes.

Diet of Worms

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A diet of worms?? — doesn’t that sound delicious!! Surely if there were such an eating plan, it would guarantee rapid weight loss — no one would want to eat at all! But in this case, a ‘diet’ is not a WOE/way-of-eating, but a political gathering called for the purpose of deliberating a matter of interest. In January 1521, Emperor Charles V assembled the leaders of the German States, both nobles and clergymen, to a meeting at the city of Worms. Worms was a ‘free city’ meaning that it ruled itself, free from the dictates of a prince or the church, so it was beholden to nobody. One of the matters to discuss came up in mid-April. The Church was offended by the proposals of the Augustinian monk Martin Luther for reforms of the Church. Luther had posted his 95 proposals in October, 1517 and they had caused much debate. He was especially against the selling of indulgences to raise money for the Pope. In 1520, Pope Leo X issued a condemnation of 41 of the 95 theses, and so the stage was set. On April 16, Luther appeared before the Diet and acknowledged that the 95 theses were his own ideas. The Pope’s representative asked Luther to repudiate his ideas. Luther asked for a day to think about his answer. On April 17, when asked again, Luther said that if anyone could show him that his writings were in opposition to what was in the Bible, then he would recant. Otherwise, he declared, “Here I stand. [“Hier stehe ich”] I can do no other. [“Ich kann nicht anders”] Amen.” Such a commotion ensued, that the meeting was suspended. When a vote was taken about Luther’s fate as a heretic, the group could reach no conclusion. Upon leaving Worms, Luther was “kidnapped” by men sent by his benefactor Elector Frederick III the Wise of Saxony, and spirited away to Wartburg Castle. Meanwhile, a subsequent Diet passed the Edict of Worms, seeking Luther’s arrest. It was never enforced. His courageous stand at the Diet of Worms rallied supporters to his cause and the German version of the Protestant Reformation movement grew into the Lutheran Church.

Our breakfast is from the Franconia region of Germany, and Franconia shows the divisions that the Reformation caused: parts of the region are staunchly Roman Catholic, and the other parts are resolutely Protestant. Our German dinner would be popular anywhere, no matter what your religious views are.

Franconian Breakfast: 163 calories 4.4 g fat 4 g. fiber 13 g protein 22.5 g carbs 117 mg Calcium  NB: These values are for the Fruit Hearts alone and do not include the optional beverages.  PB GF  Here some favorite flavors of the German State of Franconia come together for breakfast. My stars!! This is delicious!

++ 1 slice 70-calorie whole-grain bread ++ 1 oz smoked trout ++ 2 Tbsp small-curd cottage cheese ++++ 1 Tbsp snipped chives ++++ 2 oz plum  ++++ Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or  berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or  mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++++ 

Lightly toast the bread. Stir together the cottage cheese and chives, and spread on the toast. Plate along with the trout and plum. Some might prefer to place the trout on the bread and eat it thus, which is a great way to do it. 

Herring Salad:  278 calories 6 g fat 7 g fiber 16 g protein 24 g carbs 103 mg Calcium  PB GF Luchöw’s Restaurant will live in memory as long as a certain generation yet breathes. And there was a lot to remember about it: the decor, the old-world service, the menu. Not a hokey tourist trap – it was a genuine German restaurant in Manhattan. This is one of their fine Old World recipes.  NB: if you take a MOIA anti-depressent, be aware that herring has high amounts of tyramine. 

1½ oz herring marinated in wine, drained ¼ cup beets, cooked, cooled and diced 1½ oz apple, peeled and diced ¼ cup white beans, drained and rinsed ½ hard-boiled egg, sliced 2 Tbsp onion, minced ½ oz dill pickle, chopped pinch sugar 2 tsp vinegar, or more 1 cup lettuce, shredded

Put the vinegar and sugar in a bowl and whisk until the sugar dissolves. Add remaining ingredients and toss gently until everything is well-incorporated. Taste to see if it needs more sugar or more vinegar. A herring-lover’s delight.