Ivan Kupala

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Fires of regeneration! Waters of life! Flowers and trees! These are the elements of the ancient festival of Ivan Kupala. A slavic celebration of ancient origins, it is enjoyed in Belarus, Russia, Ukraine, Latvia, and Lithuania. The origins of the festival were in pre-Christian days, when the life-giving summer sun [Kupalo] was honored on the longest day-shortest night of the year. Bonfires were kept burning all night to simulate sunlight. Fire was considered a masculine element, and jumping over a burning fire was an act of virility. Young women would weave floral crowns to wear in their hair all day. At night, they would go to the river, where they would float their wreaths in the water, then have a ritual bath. Water was considered a feminine element. The contrasting elements represented young love and procreation, so the dancing and feasting lead to pair-bonding. Couples would hold hands as they jumped the fires together, celebrating their youth and vigor. The early Christian church frowned upon all these sexy celebrations and tried hard to suppress the holiday. Because the longest day of the year was linked to the Feast of John the Baptist, the Russian church sought to join the two by inserting the name ‘Ivan’ [John] into the festival’s name to make it less ‘pagan’. In some countries, the festival was simply banned outright. Since the 1800s, people have been reclaiming their heritages and reviving the holiday. Cook food over a fire! Gather flowers to decorate the house! Go swimming! Enjoy the first day of Summer!

Our foods are from Ukraine, and the ingredients celebrate the bounty of the summer countryside. Despite the war that was imposed on them, the people of that country will no doubt make some effort to honor Ivan Kupala Day and Night on the Summer Solstice..

Ukrainian Village Breakfast: 233 calories… 15 g fat… 0.5 g fiber… 19.7 g protein… 4.5 g carbs… 68 mg Calcium… NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages. PB GF Olia Hercules, a London-based Ukrainian chef, asserts that her people like hearty, flavorful food. This breakfast proves it. Serve with blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

Sv 110″ saute pan
10 g duck fat OR lardo [if you can find it]Melt fat in pan over a medium heat.
1 Tbsp shallot, thinly slicedCook shallot until it starts to turn golden, ~4 mins.
2 oz boneless chicken breast, thinly sliced lengthwiseAdd chicken, cook 2 mins
25 g kale, chopped frozenThaw kale, add to pan and cook 5 mins.
2 oz/1 US large eggs ——-salt + pepperCrack in eggs, season and scramble into vegetables.

Ukranian Omelette: 286 calories… 8.6 g fat… 6.6 g fiber… 23.4 g protein… 28.4 g carbs… 121 mg Calcium… – PB – This dinner is based on a popular breakfast of Ukraine. With the addition of a vegetable and cooked wheat berries [Ukraine produces 4% of the world’s wheat], this makes for a fine and filling dinner.

++ 1½ two-oz eggs  HINT: If you are serving one person, crack three 2-oz eggs into a small bowl or glass measuring cup. Whip up those eggs and pour half of their volume into a jar with a lid and put it in the ‘fridge for next week. ++++ ¼ cup cottage cheese, reduced fat ++++ 3 Tbsp sliced mushrooms ++++ 2 Tbsp chives/scallions, minced ++++ 4 oz asparagus ++++ 1 oz wheat berries, cooked ++++

8 hours before: Rinse the wheat berries and soak in water to cover.  40 minutes before: Drain the wheat berries and cook them in boiling, salted water.  15 minutes before: Put the asparagus on to cook. Warm the mushrooms in a small saute pan, add the cottage cheese then stir in the chives/scallions. Heat briefly, cover and take off heat. Spritz a non-stick pan with non-stick spray. Whisk eggs and pour into the pan. Tip the pan and lift the edge of the cooking eggs to permit uncooked egg to run underneath. When the bottom of the eggs is cooked and the top is mostly set, spoon the cheese-mushroon-chive mixture across the lower third of the eggs. Starting closest to you, roll the eggs around the cheese filling and continue until you run out of egg. Plate with the wheat berries and asparagus.

Muybridge

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You might know this man as Eadweard Muybridge, but when he was born in 1830, his parents named him Edward James Muggeridge. Although his father was a successful merchant in coal and grain, Edward left the family business to go to London to work for a printing company. From there, he went to New York City then San Francisco in the new state of California. Muggeridge opened a book store selling the wares of the London Printing and Publishing Company, as well as photographs from the shop next door. Was this his introduction to photography? When his brothers arrived to work in the store, Muybridge — as he then styled himself — planned a trip to England. During the stagecoach trip across the USA, an accident left him with a traumatic brain injury from which he recuperated in New York and London. Muybridge recovered, but former friends said that his temperment changed after the accident. In London, he exhibited two inventions at the International Exhibition of 1862, where he surely saw the display of photographic equipment and techniques. In 1867, Muybridge was back in California, this time as a professional photographer of landscapes, becoming famous for his photos of Yosemite Park. He became friends with Leland Stanford [he of the university], who posed a question: When a horse gallops, is there a time when all four hooves are off the ground? Muybridge set up 12 cameras along the edge of the track at Stanford’s horse farm, so that each camera would be triggered in turn as the horse passed. In 1872, a first attempt failed. Then the photographer found it expedient to leave the country due to being accused of killing his wife’s paramour. He was acquitted. When Muybridge resumed his research in June 1877, he successfully showed the action and position of horses’ legs while in motion. Muybridge would give lectures on animal locomotion, with the photo series projected on a screen using his invention, the zoopraxiscope — a precursor to motion pictures. A grant from the University of Pennsylvania lead him to many studies of animals and human nudes in motion — a precursor to Marcel Duchamp’s painting “Nude Descending a Staircase”. He worked there until he retired to England in 1900.

Our foods are from England and France, two countries where the photographer lived and worked.

Rashers & Egg: 195 calories… 14 g fat… 1 g fiber… 12 g protein… 4.5 g carbs… 30 mg Calcium…  NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages. PB GF A ‘rasher’ is an English term for one slice of bacon. Bacon and eggs are a classic combination.

++ one 2-oz egg ++++ 2 slices American/streaky bacon ++++ 2 oz strawberries OR 1 oz apple or peach ++++  Optional:  5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++  Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

This one is a no-brainer. Cook the bacon as you like it, remove from pan and pour out most of the fat. Add egg and cook to your liking. Plate with fruit and sip the beverage of choice.

Mini-Quiche Dinner: 255 calories… 13 g fat … 3 g fiber… 18 g protein… 11 g carbs… 325 mg Calcium… PB GF A light, delicious, and nutritious dinner. If the the quiches were prepared previously, this is quick as a flash to prepare.  TIP: The recipe below makes 4 mini-quiches, but you need only 3 for the meal. Use the 4th quiche as part of your lunch tomorrow.

Oops! Forgot to put the asparagus on the plate!

++ 3 slices of tomato, each 1 oz ++++ 5 oz asparagus spears or 1 cup cut asparagus ++++ 3 mini-quiches ++ just baked or re-warmed ++

Plate the tomatoes and sprinkle them with a flavorful finishing salt. Cook the asparagus and plate it around the tomato slices Place the warmed quiches on top of the tomato slices. Isn’t that a treat for the eye? Now taste it!

To Make 4 mini-quiches: –1 two-oz egg — herbs + salt + pepper — 2 Tbsp ricotta – 2/3 oz mozzarella, grated – 2/3 oz Jarlsberg, grated — 1 oz broccoli – 1/3 oz onion – Spritz 4 of the holes of a mini-muffin pan with non-stick spray. Whisk the eggs with the ricotta, herbs, salt, and pepper. Grate the hard cheeses and mix them gently but thoroughly in a bowl. Steam the broccoli and onion, then chop and stir together to combine. Divide the vegetables among 4 muffin holes. Then portion the hard cheeses on top of the vegetables. Pour the egg mixture over the cheeses. Bake at 400 F, 15-20 minutes – take from oven when they are puffed and golden. Let cool briefly before removing from muffin tin.

Water of Life

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“Water of Life” is an ancient phrase with powerful associations. In Hebrew, it is mayim chaim. Water has many miraculous appearances in the Hebrew Bible: In the earliest verses of Genesis, water is present [Genesis 1:1-3]; Moses parts the Red Sea to lead the people to safety; Moses brings water from a rock in the desert [Numbers 20:8, 11]; Isaac digs wells [Genesis 26:18-22], some of them bring strife, one betokens welcome; the author of Song of Songs compares his lover to a spring of water [Song of Songs 4:15]. In the Christian Bible, water of life is a metaphor for Jesus who promises everlasting life to his followers. Some specific references to it include: Jesus meeting the Samaritan woman at the well [John 4:7-14], and the many references to water in Revelation [Revelation 22:1-5, 17b]. In Frank Herbert’s Dune series of books [and the movies made from them], the Water of Life is a potentially toxic blue beverage made from Spice Melange. If an ordinary mortal drinks it, he/she will die. Thus it is a test of faith for a chosen woman to ingest — if she survives, she becomes the new leader of the faith community and inherits all the life memories of all of her female ancestors. Whew! Strong stuff. And speaking of strong stuff, let’s talk about alcoholic beverages. In Scandinavia, they have a beverage of herb-infused vodka, which they call “Aquavit“. Translation? Water of life, first mentioned in print in 1531. In France, there is “Eau de Vie“, a fruit-infused brandy that is also popular in Switzerland, Germany, and Alsace. It was prepared in monasteries going back to the 1400s. In Scotland, they drink “uisge [pronounced “oos-key”] beatha”, the water of life, and they have been distilling it from water, barley, and yeast for centuries. The oldest evidence is an account book from Lindores Abbey in Fife, Scotland. The account states that on June 1, 1494, Brother John Cor [or Kawe] was gifted with a large amount of malted barley to produce Aqua Vitae [latin for Water of Life] for use by King James IV. The Scots Gaelic word being difficult to pronounce for non-speakers, the name of this sainted beverage became ‘whisky’. Whether one drinks it blended or prefers a Single Malt, Scotch Whisky has become a favored drink all over the world. Want to take a little hike? The Spey River region has the Malt Whisky Trail, a plan for visiting nine distilleries. Rather stay at home? Travel vicariously by sampling the Classic Malts of Scotland, a clever marketing ploy by the United Distillers and Vintners. Or go back to the original concept and drink water.

This is not an advert for Scotch, and it is not recommended that you drink alcohol on a Fast Day. A 25 ml shot has 55 calories, while the standard 1.5 oz serving has 97. If you are of age, and wish to partake on a Slow Day, and limit yourself to one drink for the sake of your health. For an alternative beverage, June 1st is also National Milk Day. Our foods today are inspired by Scotland and the lands of the Old and New Testament.

Levantine Lamb Bake: 219 calories… 14 g fat… 1 g fiber… 26 g protein… 8 g carbs… 108.6 mg Calcium…  PB GF Let’s take all the popular flavors of the Eastern Mediterranean and bake them with eggs. Great idea!! [If this sounds familiar, it is based on Lamb Gozleme, which was featured previously. If you had left-over filling (about 2 Tbsp), you could use it instead of the tomatoes/feta/olive /lamb/spinach in the recipe below.]

++ 1 two-oz egg ++++ ¼ oz tomatoes, small dice ++++ 1/8 oz feta cheese, small dice ++++ 1 Kalamata olive, small dice ++++ 1/8 oz cooked lamb meat, small dice ++++ 1/8 oz spinach, chopped ++++ oregano + salt + pepper ++++ 2 oz peach or nectarine ++++  Optional:  5 oz fruit smoothie or  berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++ Optional:blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or  mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

Prepare all the vegetables, meat, and cheese, and combine them well in a small bowl with the seasonings. Spray an oven-safe dish with non-stick spray and turn the bowl contents into the dish. Whisk the egg and pour over the other ingredients. Bake at 350 F for 12-15 minutes. Plate with the fruit and pour the hot beverage. If I knew how, I’d say ‘delicious!’ in Greek, Turkish, Syrian, Palastinian, Hebrew, and Egyptian.

Haggis Spring Rolls: 262 calories… 13 g fat… 3 g fiber… 23 g protein… 26 g carbs… 41 mg Calcium…  PB The first time I enjoyed these was at the Whiski Rooms in Edinburgh, Scotland, along with a wee dram of single malt. Today, the whisky is in the dipping sauce to complete the fusion of Asian-Scottish flavors. This meal has Dear Husband’s approval.

++ 4 six-inch rice spring roll wrappers/skins ++++ 8 Tbsp haggis filling** ++++ 1 cup lettuce leaves sliced into <½” strips ++++ ½ oz carrot, grated ++++ 1 tsp flavored olive oil ++++ 1 tsp red wine vinegar ++++ finishing salt ++++ 1½ tsp Thai hot chili sauce ++ ½ tsp single malt Scotch whisky [I used Craggenmore from Speyside] ++

Put water into a wide, shallow dish such as a pie plate. Lay a tea towel on the counter. Place one spring roll wrapper in the water. Initially, the wrapper will look like a piece of thin, stiff, whitish plastic. Soon it will become more transparent, colorless, and pliable. Remove it from the water while still a little stiff [do NOT let it become limp] and lay it on the tea towel. Place 2 Tbsp haggis filling on the lower 1/3 of the wrapper, arranged as a little log. Roll it up, folding the sides in after the 1st turn. Move finished roll to the side as you repeat the steps. Heat a 10” cast-iron skillet over medium flame and spray with non-stick spray. Place the spring rolls in the pan with room between them. Cook slowly on one side, then roll onto another side. Continue until all the rolls are browned on each side. Prepare the salad and plate it. Combine the chili sauce and the whisky in a dipping cup. Plate the haggis rolls, cue the bagpipes.

Saint Bernard

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A statue of Bernard blessing the pass and hospice that bear his name.

Did the title make you think of large hairy dogs? Or a pass in the Swiss Alps? Both guesses are close to the mark, for today’s topic is Bernard of Montjoux. He was born in Italy in 923 CE, and became a priest. Bernard was assigned to tend the faithful in small towns located in the mountains on the border of Switzerland. There were two passes in the mountains that were the usual pathway for people crossing the Alps, going north for commerce or going south for a pilgrimage to Rome. These passes were treacherous for many reasons: the 8000-foot altitude made for cold temperatures and changeable weather which often caught travelers unaware; also, there were bandits who preyed on the unprotected. Bernard gathered a group of citizens to help him to patrol the mountain ways, to roust the bandits, and to assist stranded voyagers. He built a hospice in each of the passes, for over-night stays and for recuperation — they are still in operation! Eventually, the men who helped Bernard became monks in service of the cause, expanding and continuing the work of helping travelers through the passes, even after the good monk’s death in 1081. The two passes came to be known as Great and Little Saint Bernard Passes. As for the dogs, they didn’t show up until the 1800s. The breed was created from mountain herding dogs. With their strong bodies and long fur, the dogs were well suited to moving through the snow. The monks started using the dogs to locate and dig out avalanche victims. Due to their association with the monks of the mountain passes, the breed was known as the Saint Bernard. The saint never worked with those dogs in his life, and the dogs did not carry little casks of brandy. The most famous rescue dog of them all was “Barry”, who saved 40 people during his career in the Great Bernard Pass, and was renowned in his own lifetime. He died in 1814, and the breed evolved in appearance until it was officially recognized in 1861. Saint Bernard [the man] died on May 28, the Feast of St Bernard, patron of alpine skiers, hikers, and backpackers.

Our foods are from Italy, and though they have no specific association with Saint Bernard, they will get you through any day, snowy or not.

Focaccia, Loaded: 227 calories… 4.5 g fat… 3 g fiber… 7.5 g protein… 29 g carbs… 68 mg Calcium…  NB: These values are for the plated items alone and do not include the optional beverages. PBHere is a breakfast that will set you up for the day! And you could enjoy it at dinner too. HINT: This recipe serves 4 [four]. On a Slow Day, you could serve it to friends at lunch. TIP: Be sure to prepare the focaccio two days beforehand, to allow for the overnight rise. The recipe is from Melissa Clark writing in the New York Times.

4-servings from 8×8” pan
home-baked focaccia bread**Put on serving board.
¾ c part-skim ricottaSpread ricotta generously on top. 
1 T chopped fresh herbs—-½ cup sliced red onion—–
1 c mesclun/chopped lettuce——12 black olives——-
12-16 cherry tomatoes——8 slices pepperoni
Slice onion very thinly. Cut olives and tomatoes in half. Briefly cook pepperoni in a skillet until warm. 
Strew these over bread in order listed. Sprinkle with sea salt. Use a serrated knife to cut focaccia + toppings into 4 pieces.
**Focaccia Bread: 8×8-inch pan
75 g white whole wheat flour——75g bread/strong flour
2.5 g salt—–1.5 g dry yeast
In a bowl, stir these together with a fork until it forms a shaggy bowl.
Cover bowl, let dough rise 8-12 hrs.
Pat into an oiled baking pan, let rise 1 hour.
Brush with olive oil. Bake at 400F 10 mins

Chicken Parmesan: 238 calories… 2.6 g fat… 4.7 g fiber … 31 g protein… 11.4 g carbs… 242.5 mg Calcium…  PG GF – if using GF bread At last! The restaurant classic made suitable for Fasters. And it is delicious. 

++ 3½ oz raw chicken breast meat, boneless, skinless ++++ 1 Tbsp Parmesan cheese, grated ++++ 1 tsp dried oregano and/or thyme ++++ ¼ oz whole-grain breadcrumbs, fresh not dried ++++ 1 Tbsp milk ++++ ¼ cup marinara sauce, homemade or jarred ++++ ¾ oz mozzerella, grated ++++ 2 Tbsp low-fat cottage cheese ++++ 1 cup baby greens + ½ oz grated carrots ++++ ½ tsp olive oil + ½ tsp red wine vinegar ++

Heat the toaster oven to 350F. Spritz an oven-proof pan with non-stick spray or olive oil. Pour the milk onto a small plate. On another plate combine the Parmesan, herbs, and bread crumbs with salt and pepper. Cream the other two cheeses together until well-combined. Dip the chicken in the milk on both sides. Dredge the chicken in the crumb/cheese mixture to coat it completely. Place on the oven-proof pan and spray with olive oil. Bake the chicken about 10 minutes, until golden. Top the chicken with the marinara sauce, then mound the cheese over it. Broil for 5 minutes until the cheese is melty and starting to brown. Prepare the salad ingredients and toss with dressing. For atmosphere, light a candle stuck in a wine bottle.

<<<<<<<< Ingredients for next week >>>>>>>>> Breakfast, single portion for Monday …………………………… single portion for Thursday:

1 two-oz egg = US largeplain Greek-style yogurt, from skimmed milk 
tomato + feta cheese + spinach3%-fat ham
kalamata olive + cooked lamb meatrhubarb + lemon juice
oregano + peach or nectarinerolled oats + turbinado sugar
optional smoothieoptional smoothie
optional hot beverageoptional hot beverage

Dinner, single portion for Monday:………………………….. single portion for Thursday:

4 six-inch rice spring roll wrappers40-calorie yellow corn tortillas + salmon
carrot + vinegarNew Mexico roasted green chilis + tomato
Haggis filling  + lettucered onion + Roma/plum tomato
flavorful oil + cherry tomatoesrhubarb + cole slaw + avocado
Sparkling waterSparkling water

Mount Saint Helen’s/Lawetlat’la

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The surface of the Earth moves. The outermost layer of our planet is a mostly solid Crust, made primarily of granite and basalt rock, with a thickness of 5-30 miles on the continents. Underneath the crust is a semi-molten layer called the Asthenosphere, which is kept hot by the Core beneath it. There are currents in the Asthenosphere which flow under the crust, causing it to move. Motion of the Crust breaks it into very large pieces which geologists call Plates. Plates move away from each other or toward each other, depending on the direction of the currents beneath them. On the west coast of North America, a thin Plate [made of sea floor] and a thick Plate [the continent] are colliding, causing the thin Plate to slide under the thicker one. This is called Subduction. Can you imagine how much energy it takes to force a two-mile thick slab of rock under a 20-mile thick slab? That energy produces heat which melts the subducting Plate, creating pockets of magma to form within the Crust. This process formed the volcanic chain of mountains called the Cascades, which run from northern California, through Oregon and Washington into British Columbia, Canada. For 45 million years, volcanoes have erupted along the range, building mountains as they eject lava. Periodically, a volcano will erupt, often preceded by earthquakes. On May 18, 1980, it was Mount Saint Helens’ turn. The volcano had been active many times, as the local Cowlitz First Nations people told in their legends. Starting in March, 1980, there were hundreds of earthquakes in the area, along with a small eruption of steam. In early May, the pressure of underground magma caused the mountain to bulge upward, indicating an eruption might happen soon. Volcanologists flocked to the region, hoping to learn about predicting eruptions, while local residents had been urged to leave the area, in case of disaster. First a 5.1 magnitude earthquake struck, which broke open the magma bulge, setting off the largest landslide in recorded history. Then the explosive force of pent-up volcanic gasses sent dust and fine debris 80,000 feet into the air; sent hot gasses down the hillside; and, by melting ice and snow on the mountain, sent rivers of mud down the slope. Fifty-seven people died, including an elderly man who refused to evacuate and a volcanologist who was camped so far away that he was assumed to be safe. The eruption and the destruction of property made it the most deadly volcano in US history. But as a result, the way volcanoes are studied has improved, especially with the use of seismometers on the ground. Not surprisingly, there is a link between the deadliest ever volcano and the largest ever earthquake, despite their being separated by 280 years. The Subduction Zone that caused the volcano also set off the events of January 26, 1700, when the Cascadian earthquake struck.

Since the location of the volcano is in the far-west of North America, a Western Bake is for breakfast. For dinner, a meal inspired by foods available to the First Nations tribes that have lived near Lawetlat’la [Mount Saint Helens] for centuries.

Western Bake: 160 calories… 5.4 g fat… 4 g fiber… 7.4 g protein… 24.4 g carbs… 42 mg Calcium…  NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages.PB GF My father taught me to love a good Western Sandwich. So it seemed natural to incorporate that flavor combination in a breakfast. And its a winner.

++1 two-oz egg ++++ 2 oz green pepper++++ 2 tsp ketchup++++ 2 oz onion ++++ 3 oz pear ++++  Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait[65 calories] ++++  Optional: 5-6 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories]++  Optional : 2 tsp ketchup to top the cooked eggs ++

Chop the pepper and onions and cook: either in the microwave or by poaching in water. Drain and combine with the ketchup. Whisk with the eggs, salt and pepper to taste. Spritz an oven-proof ramekin or other dish with non-stick spray. Pour in the egg mixture and bake at 350 F. for 12-15 minutes. Plate with the fruit, pour the beverages, add more ketchup. Yee-haaw, that’s a breakfast!

Turkey w/ Roasted Delicata and Sweet Potato: 294 calories… 4 g fat… 7 g fiber… 13 g protein… 36 g carbs … 85.5 mg Calcium…  PB GF Anna Stockwell from Epicurious came up with this recipe and am I glad. Here is a simple sheet-pan meal topped with a delicious agrodolce sauce.  HINT: This recipe serves two [2] people. As attractive as it is delicious.

Sv 2Preheat oven to 425°F. 
12 oz delicata squash———10 oz sweet potatoes [the slender Japanese type]——-1½ tsp EVOOSlice unpeeled squash into ¾” thick rounds, and remove seeds. Peel + slice sweet potatoes in ¾” rounds. Toss vegetables and oil in a large bowl.
¼ tsp red pepper flakes—–½ tsp saltAdd pepper flakes and salt, and toss to combine.Arrange vegetables flat on a large cast iron skillet.
3 thyme sprigsArrange thyme on top of vegetables. Roast 20 mins.
4 oz raw turkey breast, sliced ½” thick——cooking spraySalt both sides of turkey slices. Take skillet from oven, spray veggies with oil, and turn them over. Put turkey on top of vegetables, and return to oven for 10 mins.
1½ Tbsp agrodolce** per personPlate vegetables, place meat on top,+ dollop agrodolce over all. 
CRANBERRY AGRODOLCE: 2 oz cranberries——¼ c red wine vingar—–2 oz sugar —–1 sprig thyme
Cook these in a small saucepan over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until cranberries are soft and sauce is thick and syrupy, ~35 mins.Makes = 6 TBSP = 4 Sv

Matthias

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Jesus had disciples. Jesus had apostles. What’s the difference? Disciples are those who learn from a teacher/preacher /philosopher, and who move in that teacher’s circle, believing in that philosophy. Jesus had many disciples and quite a few followed him as he preached from town to town. The word ‘apostle’ means ‘sent out’ in Greek. From his disciples, Jesus chose 12 apostles, people who would be sent out by him to preach the gospel [good news] to the people. Of the 12 that were chosen, one was Judas Iscariot who sold out his teacher, leading to Jesus’ arrest, death, and resurrection. That left 11 apostles, who gathered, along with around 120 other disciples [men and women] to discuss their situation. Peter proposed that they choose one of their number to replace Judas. According to the Acts of the Apostles, the group suggested two nominees: Joseph, aka: Barnabas Justus and Matthias. After prayer, a vote was taken and Matthias was chosen [sounds like a Papal Conclave]. This is the first time he is mentioned in the gospels, and also the last time. Traditions have sprung up to fill the information gap, and here is what they say. Supposedly he was born in Bethlehem [like Jesus] and was around the same age, so we can guess that they were childhood acquaintances. Matthias was said to have been there when Jesus was baptized and when he was killed — and perhaps every event in between. In other words, he was an early adopter of Jesus’ message, a true disciple. Stories tell us that he preached far and wide, modern-day Türkiye, Greece, Syria, and the Caucuses Mountains. It is believed that he died a martyr’s death, but no one knows how or where.

The Feast of Saint Matthias is May 14, so we will eat foods that might have been familiar to him.

Cilbir: 171 calories… 5 g fat… 2 g fiber… 13 g protein… 15.6 g carbs… 315 mg Calcium… NB: The food values given above are for the meal only, not the optional beverages. This is a very popular breakfast in Turkey and once you taste it, you will see why. Usually I distain a runny egg, but I made an exception for this delicious breakfast. What flavor! [it is pronounced ‘chil-bir’]

1 two-oz eggPoach 3 mins in simmering water, remove.
¼ cup plain yogurt——½ Tbsp fresh or 1 tsp dried dill——1 clove garlic, pressed—–1/8 tsp salt & pinch black pepper—-1/8 tsp paprikaCombine yogurt and seasonings and spread it equally in a shallow bowl or plate.TIP: I did this the night before and left it covered on the counter so the yogurt wouldn’t be too cold. If on standing it is liquidy, strain it briefly.
¼ tsp Pul biber OR ¼ tsp Aleppo pepper——————-
whole wheat pita bread @ 60 calories
Serve egg on top of the yogurt and sprinkle the pepper over the egg. Add bread to the bowl.
Optional hot beverageOptional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 cals
Optional cold beverageOptional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories]

Shashlik: 292 calories… 10g fat… 3 g fiber… 19 g protein… 32 g carbs… 53.4 mg Calcium…  PB GF – if using GF bread  Here is the meal of nomadic herdsmen in the grasslands of Asia and Eastern Europe. Originally made in Georgia with lamb or beef, this Ukrainian version uses pork shoulder. It can be enjoyed with or without the bread. The recipe is from natashaskitchen.com. For the flatbread, use Mongol Bread, or whole wheat pita bread.

Serves 2 Grill or broiler.
5 oz pork shoulderCut pork in 1” pieces and put in a bowl.
1½ cloves garlic, pressed——½ medium onion Cut onion in 1” pieces. Press garlic and add both to bowl with pork.
2 pinches salt—–pinch pepperSprinkle with salt and pepper and stir everything to combine.
1½ Tbsp red wine—–2 tsp olive oilAdd oil and wine. Stir to combine. Cover, put in fridge 3-4 hours.
wooden skewersSoak skewers in water 20 mins. Preheat grill/broiler.
3 oz Bell pepper, 1”chunks—-3 oz zucchini, 1” chunksSkewer meat and onions, without squishing them. Skewer vegetables separately.
Strain marinade and bring briefly to a boil to make a sauce.
Grill 4 mins on all sides until cooked. 
Flat bread =86 calories OR whole wheat pita = 60 caloriesServe in flatbread with drizzle of sauce.

Irving Berlin

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White Christmas. Easter Parade [both from the film Holiday Inn]. Puttin’ On The Ritz. Dancing Cheek to Cheek [both from Fred Astaire films]. God Bless America. Every one of these iconic American songs was written by one man: Irving Berlin. In these days of trying to ban immigrants from our shores, let us bear in mind that Berlin was an immigrant from Russia. When he was born on May 11, 1888 somewhere in what is now Belarus, his name was Israel Beilin. Five years later, his family moved to New York City. When Israel/Irving was 11 years old, his father died, and the boy had to work to supplement the family’s income. He was a street busker, a singing waiter, and in 1907, he published his first song. In 1911, Berlin had his first hit song: Alexander’s Ragtime Band. and what a hit it was! In 1914, he wrote his first Broadway musical, “Watch Your Step”. Curiously, Irving never learned to read music or how to write in musical notation. He would compose a song on the piano and write words for it. Then he would play it for someone who could write music, and that person would turn it into sheet music. Berlin loved his new country. During World War I, he wrote songs and musical productions to raise money and to sell War Bonds. Whether he was writing for Fred Astaire or Ethel Merman; for Hollywood or Broadway, Irving Berlin seemed to understand what music people wanted and what would sell. In his long career he wrote 1000 songs, the scores for 18 movie musicals, and 19 musical plays including Annie Get Your Gun. In 1939, on the eve of World War II, Irving wrote his most famous song: God Bless America, popularized by Kate Smith. So compelling was that song, that people lobbied to establish it as our national anthem. Throughout his very successful life, Berlin was always haunted by his childhood poverty, fearful that he would be poor again. That certainly never happened, even after he stopped writing popular songs in the 1960s. Irving Berlin’s White Christmas is the best-selling record of all time. Berlin lived to be 103 years old — his best-loved songs will surely last that long.

Our foods for Irving Berlin are All-American, and reminiscent of holidays: breakfast for the 4th of July, dinner for Thanksgiving.

Cornmeal Stars with Fruit Yogurt: 181 calories … 5 g fat … 5 g fiber… 10.4 g protein… 26.4 g carbs… 131 mg Calcium… NB: Food values given are for the plated foods only, and do not include the optional beverage. PB GF Cornmeal and stars are SO American, that they fit in with any patriotic meal. Are there stars in your nation’s flag? 

Per serving: ++ 1.5 stars**++ ++ ¼ cup low-fat Vanilla yogurt ++++ 1 Tbsp ricotta chesse ++++ 2 Tbsp blueberries ++ 2 oz strawberries, sliced or diced [If frozen, they will need to be thawed and drained] ++++  Optional:  5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++   Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

Stir yogurt and ricotta until combined. Plate the stars, slightly overlapping. Dollop dairy mixture on top, then strew with fruit.

**Cornmeal Stars:  makes 3 large stars, enough for 2 servings.  –1 egg white [1.5 Tbsp] — 1 egg yolk [1 Tbsp] stirred — 1 Tbsp white whole-wheat flour — 3 Tbsp yellow cornmeal — Whip the egg white to soft peaks. Fold in the yolk, the flour, and corn meal. Place your largest [3-4”] star-shaped cookie cutter in the center of a non-stick pan. Spray the pan and the inside of the star cutter with non-stick spray. Spoon some batter into the star, nudging it into the corners. As batter starts to set, loosen the mold from the batter and remove it. Cook the star on one side until starting to brown, then turn carefully to cook the other side. Repeat until batter is all used up. HINT: This can be done a day or so in advance, storing the stars in a plastic bag.

Pumpkin-Turkey Meatball & Pasta309 calories… 7.5 g fat… 7 g fiber… 20.5 g protein… 45 g carbs… 434 mg Calcium…  PB  Joy Bauer came up with this recipe, and it is dandy. Having the meatballs in the freezer is a real plus for future quickly-prepared meals.

36 meatballs, using a 2 Tbsp scoop Preheat oven to 350˚F. Line a baking sheet with parchment.
1⅓# ground turkey breast—-2 c loosely packed spinach/ 1 c frozen —-15 oz can white beans = 9 oz/¾ cup —-canned 100% pumpkin puree—-1 egg, slightly beaten—2 Tbsp unpacked brown sugar—-¼ tsp ground nutmeg—2 tsp ground cinnamon—-¼ tsp ground ginger—-½ tsp garlic powder OR 1 clove garlic, minced—-¼ tsp kosher salt—-¼ tsp ground black pepperFinely chop the spinach to yield ~1 c. OR use frozen spinach: measure 1 cup while frozen, then chop it. Drain and rinse the beans, measure out 9 oz/260 g. Run beans through the food processor or immersion blender. Mix together all these ingredients in a large bowl until it is well combined and sticky. Do not over-mix. If mixture is too sticky to use, refrigerate ~30 mins to firm it up.
Form mixture into light, fluffy golf-ball-size meatballs, ~36 total when using 2 Tbsp measure. 
Per serving: 3 meatballsBake 40 mins in middle of oven. TIP: Could freeze at this point — either cooked or uncooked.
Per serving: ¼ c marinara sauceHeat meatballs in a pot with simmering marinara. 
Per serving: 1½ oz Whole-wheat pasta/ spaghetti squashServe over spaghetti squash or whole-grain penne 

Violet/Purple

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“When I am an old woman, I will wear purple.” So begins the poem “Warning” by Jennie Johnson, playing on the fact that purple is often a clothing color preferred by elderly women. [Perhaps it was to match their hair, since in the 1950-60s many older women used purple hair rinses.] Violet is the seventh color of the visible spectrum, the end of the rainbow. Humans can see the color because its short wave-lengths are reflected by purple things and thus the light comes to our eyes. There are many shades of violet: from lavender and amethyst, all the way to purple. Violet has many connotations. There is the flower, Genus Viola, a cheerful sight in lawns and woodlands in springtime. Violet is an old-timey girl’s name. The color purple was once derived only from snail shells in Phoenicia. Because it was rare, it was costly, so purple clothing were worn only by patricians and emperors. Thus as the Christian Church became organized, bishops wore purple robes to denote their status. During the Liturgical Seasons of Advent and Lent, vestments and paraments in churches are purple, the color meaning majesty, sorrow, and penance. Purple has been associated with Lesbians and Gay men since the 1800s. In nature, flowers and birds are purple, but mammals never are. The color requires much energy use for the bird to produce, which is why it is not very common. As for Alice Walker’s book The Color Purple, you can draw your own conclusions about the importance of the color.

The purplest color in the vegetable garden is the eggplant. Our meals both feature the vegetable.

Mediterranean Bake: 188 calories… 5 g fat… 2 g fiber… 12.4 g protein… 10 g carbs… 65 mg Calcium…  NB: The food values given above are for the egg bake and fruit only, not the optional beverages. PB GF Oh! Those sunny flavors!

++ one 2-oz egg ++++ 4 Tbsp Mediterranean Vegetables without chickpeas ++++ 2 Tbsp chevre cheese ++++ salt + pepper + large pinch of herbes de Provence ++++ 1.5 oz applesauce OR 3 oz melon ++++ Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++

Set the toaster oven at at 350 F. Spritz a ramekin with oil or non-stick spray and spoon in the Mediterranean Vegggies. Pop the ramekin in the warming toaster oven for 30 seconds to warm the vegetables. Whisk the egg with the cheese and seasonings. Pour egg mixture over the vegetables and bake in the toaster oven for 12-15 minutes, depending on how you like your eggs. Brew your optional beverage, shake and pour the optional smoothie, plate with the melon. A fine way to start the rest of your life.

Caponata & Farro: 1 cup: 264 calories… 8 g fat… 8.5 g fiber… 9.5 g protein… 43 g carbs… 57.5 mg Calcium…  PB The components of this meal are thoroughly Mediterranean. The Romans lived on farro, an ancestor of modern wheat, and caponata is beloved in Sicily. Enjoy this as a meal with fruit of your choice.  HINT: this recipe makes 2 [two] cups/servings.

++ 1 cup caponata** ++++ 1 cup cooked farro ++++ 3 oz melon ++

Combine caponata and farro, heat gently and plate with fruit for a hearty, filling meal.

**CAPONATA: makes 2 cups  My take on Jamie Oliver’s take on a Sicilian classic. 1 cup = 156 calories… 4.5 g fat… 6.5 g fiber…3 g protein… 20.4 g carbs…66.4 mg Calcium

Adaptation = 2 cupsHeat oven to 400F.
2 tsp olive oil—-2 c eggplants, in ¾” chunks —- 1 tsp dried oregano/Italian herbs —- Sea saltAdd oil to a big pan over high. Toss these to coat in oil, add more if needed. Cook 4-5 mins, stirring at whilesOR ROAST 10 MINS. – 
½ cup red onion—-2 cloves garlic, finely sliced—½ small bunch flat-leaf parsleyFinely chop onion + parsley. Slice garlic finely.On cooktop, cook 2 mins in cooking spray.
1 Tbsp capers, drained——6 pitted black olives——
1-2 T. herb vinegar
Add these, and cook until vinegar evaporates.
16 oz ripe tomatoes, OR 1½ c. canned diced toms—–cooked eggplantRoughly chop tomatoes, add to pan with eggplant, simmer 15-20 mins until tender.

Shakespeare

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Is it Shakespeare? or Shakespear? of Shaksper? No one knows, because the most famous of all Renaissance English play writes used all those spellings. For that matter, no one today knows what he looked like. And some people debate that he actually wrote all those plays at all. William Shakespeare was born in Stratford-on-Avon on April 23, 1564. His father was a glover who was also prominent in town government, and he provided an education for his children at their local school. During that time, Elizabeth I was on the throne of England, re-establishing the official religion as Protestantism. It is possible that Shakespeare’s parents were closet Catholics. Some scholars think that young William was living in the household of a ‘former’ Catholic in Lancashire for a few years before his marriage to Anne Hathaway. This is a little-known factoid, since during Elizabeth’s reign it was against the law to be a Catholic, punishable by fines or death. Whatever his religion, William went to London and joined a theater company. He was an actor at first, then became the group’s writer. Shakespeare wrote two plays per year, acted in them, and possibly directed them too. His work changed the face of theater forever. Shakespeare wanted his actors to speak like normal people, not to overact or make theatrical gestures; he wrote plays with roles for women which were played by pre-pubescent boys; he wrote plays where women disguised themselves as men and even behaved like them; he wrote plays about everyday people, not only historical or classical figures. Shakespeare put 1,700 new words into use. To please the monarch [first Elizabeth I, then James I], he wrote propaganda plots, showing the Tudor kings as heroic. During his career, Shakespeare wrote 38 plays, 2 narrative poems, 154 sonnets, and longer poems. There are those who say that a glover’s son with scant schooling could not possibly have written such a splendid body of work. That’s what it means to be a genius.

Herbs were often mentioned in Shakespeare’s plays and sonnets, so we will put them in our breakfast. Salads were eaten in Elizabethan England, and the Bard of Avon coined the term “salad days”. Let’s have a salad for dinner.

Herb-Cottage Cheese Bake: 181 calories… 5.5 g fat … 4.6 g fiber… 10 g protein… 12.5 g carbs… 41.4 mg Calcium…  BP GF – if using GF crackers or omitting  This is a very pleasant and easy-to-prepare breakfast that takes advantage of the flavors of garden-fresh herbs.

++ One 2-oz egg ++++ 2 Tbsp fresh herbs, chopped ++++ 2 Tbsp cottage cheese ++++ 2 pinches crushed red peppers ++++ 4 oz peach ++++ 2 slices Finn Crisp crackers ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++++ Optional: 5-6 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++

Preheat toaster oven to 350F. Spritz an oven-safe dish with cooking spray. Whisk together the egg, herbs, cottage cheese, and red pepper. Pour into baking dish and bake 12-15 mins. Plate with peaches and pour an optional beverage. Simple and satisfying.

Springtime Shrimp Salad: 292 calories… 16.5 g fat… 4 g fiber… 23.6g protein… 21.5 g carbs … 130 mg Calcium…  PB GF This is a delightful meal-salad, with clementines from Winter joining asparagus from Spring.

++ 2 cups mesclun/baby greens ++++ 2.5 oz tiny shrimp ++++ 8 sections clementine ++++ 2 oz asparagus, cooked and cut into 1” pieces ++++ ¾ oz mango chunks ++++ 1 two-oz hardboiled egg ++++  dressing: 2 tsp plain yogurt OR mayonnaise — 1 tsp Sriracha — pinch garlic powder — 2 tsp lemon juice —

Poach shrimp, drain, cool. Slice or chop the egg. Whisk the dressing ingredients. Toss with greens in the serving bowl. Decorate with shrimp, asparagus, mango, clementine, egg.

Guy Burgess

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April seems to be the month for traitors: Quisling earlier, and today Guy Burgess. He was born on 16 April 1911, and entered the world as Guy Francis de Moncy Burgess, heir to a family with traditions in banking and the military. An upper-middle class life of comfort and good schooling saw him educated at Eton, the British Naval Academy, and Cambridge University. Guy had a big personality and networked relentlessly, giving him a wide range of contacts. At Cambridge, he fell in with a left-leaning bunch of fellas who criticized capitalism, and they all joined the British Communist Party. Burgess’ flamboyant personality struck some as obnoxious, while others found him amusing. There were four friends who shared his views, and sometimes his sexual leanings. They were recruited by Soviet Intelligence as covert agents in the 1930s. During World War II, Guy was a correspondent for the BBC, worked for MI6, then was posted to the Foreign Office. All the while, he was feeding information to the Soviets. In his last job, Burgess was second secretary at the British Embassy in Washington, DC. He was well-placed to do a lot of damage through his selling of information, but Burgess came under suspicion. In 1951, he was recalled to England. Before he could be fired and exposed for his spying, one of his Cambridge pals tipped him off that he and another friend were in danger — so they vanished! Five years later, they were revealed to be living in Moscow, supported by the government in their retirement. Excessive drinking cause a heart attack, and Burgess died in Russia in 1963. Exactly what state secrets he sold remains unreleased, but Burgess’ duplicity, and that of the others called the “Cambridge Five” caused lasting distrust between American and British intelligence, which was not helpful during the Cold War. The unmasking of the ring in many branches of government fed an interest in spy fiction, making the careers of Ian Fleming, John le Carré, and Graham Greene.

A breakfast with British influence, a dinner from Burgess’ nation of exile.

Welsh Rabbit ScrOmelette: 152 calories… 9.5 g fat… 0.6 g fiber… 11.4 g protein… 3.4 g carbs… 97.5 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values shown are for the ScrOmelette and fruit only, and do not include the optional beverages. PB GF The origional version of this recipe is served in Old Williamsburg, Virginia at Chowning’s Tavern. We love it for a homey supper, just as people did in Colonial Days and here are the same flavors in breakfast form.

++ 1½ two-oz eggs  HINT: If you are serving one person, crack three 2-oz eggs into a small bowl or glass measuring cup. Whip up those eggs and pour half of their volume into a jar with a lid to store in the ‘fridge for next week. ++++ ¼ oz Cheddar cheese ++++ ¼ tsp Worcestershire sauce ++++ ½ tsp dry mustard ++++ 1 oz pear or strawberries ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++++  Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++

Grate the cheese and stir in the Worcestershire and mustard. Spritz a fry pan with olive oil or non-stick spray and heat over meduim. Whisk and pour in the eggs. Add the cheese mixture and scramble or let cook then fold as an omelette. Prep the fruit and the beverages and ponder the rebellious days of Colonial America.

Pojarski Cutlets: 294 calories… 13 g fat… 5 g fiber… 33 g protein… 15 g carbs… 82.5 mg Calcium…  PG GF – if using GF bread  From an inn between Moscow and St Petersburg, comes a recipe to turn chopped meat into cutlets. Very simple to prepare. Recipe from Craig Claiborne’s NYT International Cook BookHINT: makes 2 cutlets, serving two [2] people.

4 oz 85%-lean ground beef—–4 oz raw skinless chicken breast —–½ ounce egg Cut meat roughly into 1” chunks. Put in a food processor with egg and process until meat is well-chopped and all is blended.
Form meat into 2 tear-drop shapes, like pork chops.
2 Tbsp white whole wheat flour—–½ oz egg [1 Tbsp]—– 1 Tbsp water —— 6 Tbsp fresh bread crumbsDust meat in flour, then brush cutlets with the egg/water. Sprinkle with the crumbs and pat crumbs down to help them stick. 
Non-stick sprayApply cooking spray to a medium-hot pan and cook the ‘cutlets’ until bowned on both sides.
3 oz asparagus or 2 oz broccoliCook vegetable and plate with the cutlets.

<<<<<<<< Ingredients for next week >>>>>>>>> Breakfast, single portion for Monday …………………………… single portion for Thursday:

2 slices 60-calorie whole-grain bread1 two-oz egg 
slice 3%-fat ham2%-fat cottage cheese
manchego cheesefresh herbs + red pepper flakes
pear OR Peach OR applepeach + Finn Crisp crackers
optional smoothieoptional smoothie
optional hot beverageoptional hot beverage

Dinner, single portion for Monday:………………………….. single portion for Thursday:

5-oz canned tuna + 2 hard-boiled eggs + tomatobaby salad greens + tiny shrimp
herbs + baby salad greens + edible flowersclementine + asparagus + mango
olive oil + white wine vinegarhard-boiled egg + mayonnaise
canned garbanzo beans + grainy mustardsriracha + garlic powder + lemon juice
Sparkling waterSparkling water