How this Fast Diet Lifestyle works: Eat these meals tomorrow, for a calorie total of less than 600. On another day this week, eat the meals from a different post, another day of eating 600 calories or less. Eat sensibly the other days of the week. That’s it: a simple way to lose weight and be healthier. Join me in the Fasting Lifestyle.

Little Willie, in bows and sashes, Fell in the fire and got burned to ashes. In the winter, when its chilly, No one likes to poke up Willie.

“Little Willie” was a frequent character in a series of poems penned by Harry Graham. This hapless child was either killing those around him or being killed in a variety of ways. Are you familiar with these verses? I was introduced to them in 5th grade. The art teacher read us a poem and asked us to illustrate it. You can imagine the results.

Willie found some dynamite. Didn’t understand it quite. Curiosity seldom pays — It rained Willie seven days.

I recited this delicious doggerel to my mother, who then recited several more to me! This was great fun — although I admit that some of them offended my sensibilities by being too gory. Jocelyn Henry Clive Graham was born in England in 1874, and was sent to the best schools to train for the military. For some reason, being in the army inspired Graham to write humorous verses, which were published in 1899: Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes under the pseudonym ‘Col. D. Streamer’. As a member of the Coldstream Guards, he served as aide to the Governor General of Canada. Together they traveled to the Klondike goldfields which resulted in a published travel book. He then fought in the in the Boer War and retired from active service in 1904. Graham became a journalist until he rejoined the army for World War I. During the war, he wrote lyrics for operettas and musical comedies. Was this his antidote to war? Graham’s work was very popular, and he continued to write until his death on October 30, 1936. His famous ‘ruthless’ poems have been described as ‘wickedly humorous’, macabre, sadistic, and ‘cheerfully cruel’. They put me in mind of Calvin’s creepy snowmen shown in Bill Watterson’s comic strip “Calvin and Hobbes”. Funny but vicious.

For your happy family, a breakfast and a dinner that are sure to please Little Darlings and their parents, without any death or dismemberment.

Felafel Plate: 219 calories… 5 g fat… 5 g fiber… 16.5 g protein… 30 g carbs… 165 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values given are for the main meal only, and do not include the optional beverage. PB GF A simple meal, yet full of nutrition and flavor.

++4 felafel patties ++++ 4 oz canteloupe melon or pineapple++++ 3½ oz fat-free Greek-style yogurt ++++ ½ tsp mint leaves++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or  mocha cafe au lait [65 calories]++

Warm the felafel patties or use at room temperature. Chop the mint leaves and combine with the yogurt. Prepare the beverage of choice and plate the food to please the eye.

Family Omelette: 286 calories… 17 g fat… 2 g fiber… 17 g protein… 10 g carbs… 109 mg Calcium…  PB GF Susan Herrmann Loomis serves this for a quick family dinner.  HINT: Serves two [2]

Serves 1	Serves two [2]	non-stick pan
1.5 slices bacon = 1.4 oz	3 slices uncured bacon = 3 oz	Chop bacon into ½” strips.
1 oz fingerling potatoes, purple or red-fleshed	2 oz fingerling potatoes, purple or red-fleshed	Slice thinly.  If skins are thin, do not bother to peel them.
		Cook bacon and pota-toes until they start to color, 3-4 mins.
		Drain off all but 2 tsp bacon fat, leaving bacon-potatoes in pan.
2.7 oz egg, unshelled–salt + pepper	3 two-oz eggs = 5.4 oz unshelled–salt + pepper	Whisk eggs with salt + pepper. Pour over bacon + potatoes in pan.
		As edges set, lift egg a bit and tilt pan to let raw egg run under.
½ Tbsp chives or green onion, minced —-1 oz chevre [goat cheese], crumbled	1 Tbsp chives or green onion, minced—- 2 oz chevre [goat cheese], crumbled	Sprinkle with goat cheese and chives. Cook to preferred degree of doneness.
per person: 3 oz tomatoes OR side salad with blueberries	per person: 3 oz tomatoes OR side salad with blueberries	Turn out on the serving plate and serve with a side. Voila!