How this Fast Diet Lifestyle works: Eat these meals tomorrow, for a calorie total of less than 600. On another day this week, eat the meals from a different post, another day of eating 600 calories or less. Eat sensibly the other days of the week. That’s it: a simple way to lose weight and be healthier. Join me in the Fasting Lifestyle.

Last week, I blogged about a very famous fountain. This time, I will discuss a very infamous fountain. Here is the story. In 1554, Francesco Camilliani was commissioned by Don Pietro di Toledo to design a fountain for his daughter’s villa in Tuscany. Given free reign, the architect designed an enormous, complex scene in multiple levels, with 48 statues of nymphs, satyrs, goddesses, gods, and other mythological figures. It took 30 years to build — and then the family rejected it because it was too big. What to do? It was advertised for sale, and the City of Palermo, Sicily [then a separate kingdom from Italy] decided to buy it, since they had no grand fountain of their own. The fountain was disassembled into 644 pieces, packed up, and shipped. When it arrived, a decision had to be made — where to put this gigantic structure?? The only square/piazza that was large enough was in front of the town hall, where the fountain fills the entire space with barely any room to spare — not good urban planning. Worse, one side of the Piazza Pretoria was taken up by a convent of Dominican nuns who were not amused by all that naked anatomical correctness outside their windows. The nuns exclaimed, “Che vergogna!” [“What a shame!”] And so the public came to call it the Fountain of Shame. The fountain is still there, the nuns left long ago. The fountain is walled off behind an iron railing, which opens at whiles for tourists. The water flow is shut off. What a shame.

Street-walkers are considered to be shameful by many, so what better for a discussion of the Fountain of Shame than two recipes that involve the famous Puttanesca Sauce of southern Italy. The name translates as ‘Streetwalkers’ Sauce’, but the real origin of Puttanesca Sauce is clouded in mystery, and may have nothing to do with Ladies of the Evening.

Puttanesca ScrOmelette: 150 calories… 8 g fat… 1.3 g fiber… 10 g protein… 8.5 g carbs… 60 mg Calcium… NB: Food values shown are for the ScrOmelette and fruit only, and do not include the optional beverages. PB GF This breakfast is based on the flavors of the iconic Naples pasta dish. When you make a dinner with that sauce, save some out to season these breakfast eggs.

++ 1½ two-ounce eggs HINT: If you are serving one person, crack three 2-oz eggs into a small bowl or glass measuring cup. Whip up those eggs and pour half of their volume into a jar with a lid and put it in the ‘fridge for next week  ++++ 2 Tbsp puttanesca sauce** ++++ ½ clementine OR 1 oz blueberries ++++  Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++++   Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++

Whisk the sauce into the eggs and scramble or cook as an omelette. Enjoy with the fruit, and optional beverages.

**PUTTANESCA SAUCE:  makes 4 cups 1 cup = 117 calories… 3.6 g fat… 5 g fiber… 3.4 g protein… 15 g carbs… 125 mg Calcium 1 Tbsp = 7 calories… 0 g fat… 0.3 g fiber… 0.2 g protein… 1 g carbs… 8 mg Calcium..

+++ 1 cup chopped onion ++++ 1 clove garlic ++++ 2 tsp olive oil ++++ 5 cups whole tomatoes, canned ++++ 1 cup mushrooms++++ 2 anchovies ++++ ½ cup black olives, canned are OK, calamatas are better ++++ 2 Tbsp capers +++

Cook the onions and garlic in oil and some of the tomatoes’ juice until transluscent. Add all the other ingredients, mashing the tomato to break into smaller chunks. Simmer uncovered for 1 hour to thicken.

Mackerel Puttenesca: 298 calories… 17 g fat… 3 g fiber… 22.6 g protein… 7.6 g carbs… 66.4 mg Calcium… PB GF Such an easy summer meal, especially if your sauce is left-over homemade or from the supermarket shelf. Delicious and satisfying. [Don’t be concerned about the fat: it is from the mackerel which is high in Omega 3, so it is good fat]  TIP: I fillet and broil the fish as soon as I get it home since the fatty mackerel does not keep well raw.

++ 4 oz mackerel or other rich, oily fish ++++ ¼ cup puttenesca sauce, homemade [see above] or from a jar ++++ 2 oz green beans ++

If using fresh fish, broil the fish for 4-5 minutes per side to cook it.  If using mackerel which has been frozen after cooking, thaw to room temperature. NB: Mackerel does not keep well in the fridge uncooked. If you have to buy mackerel prior to the day you will serve it, filet the fish and broil it as soon as you get back to the kitchen. Then you can hold it for a day or two, or freeze it for longer. Mackerel does not freeze well uncooked. Cook the green beans. Heat the sauce and mackerel together in a covered pan until warm. Plate. Done in minutes!