Little Willie

How this Fast Diet Lifestyle works: Eat these meals tomorrow, for a calorie total of less than 600. On another day this week, eat the meals from a different post, another day of eating 600 calories or less. Eat sensibly the other days of the week. That’s it: a simple way to lose weight and be healthier. Join me in the Fasting Lifestyle.

Little Willie, in bows and sashes, Fell in the fire and got burned to ashes. In the winter, when its chilly, No one likes to poke up Willie.

“Little Willie” was a frequent character in a series of poems penned by Harry Graham. This hapless child was either killing those around him or being killed in a variety of ways. Are you familiar with these verses? I was introduced to them in 5th grade. The art teacher read us a poem and asked us to illustrate it. You can imagine the results.

Willie found some dynamite. Didn’t understand it quite. Curiosity seldom pays — It rained Willie seven days.

I recited this delicious doggerel to my mother, who then recited several more to me! This was great fun — although I admit that some of them offended my sensibilities by being too gory. Jocelyn Henry Clive Graham was born in England in 1874, and was sent to the best schools to train for the military. For some reason, being in the army inspired Graham to write humorous verses, which were published in 1899: Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes under the pseudonym ‘Col. D. Streamer’. As a member of the Coldstream Guards, he served as aide to the Governor General of Canada. Together they traveled to the Klondike goldfields which resulted in a published travel book. He then fought in the in the Boer War and retired from active service in 1904. Graham became a journalist until he rejoined the army for World War I. During the war, he wrote lyrics for operettas and musical comedies. Was this his antidote to war? Graham’s work was very popular, and he continued to write until his death on October 30, 1936. His famous ‘ruthless’ poems have been described as ‘wickedly humorous’, macabre, sadistic, and ‘cheerfully cruel’. They put me in mind of Calvin’s creepy snowmen shown in Bill Watterson’s comic strip “Calvin and Hobbes”. Funny but vicious.

For your happy family, a breakfast and a dinner that are sure to please Little Darlings and their parents, without any death or dismemberment.

Felafel Plate: 219 calories… 5 g fat… 5 g fiber… 16.5 g protein… 30 g carbs… 165 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values given are for the main meal only, and do not include the optional beverage. PB GF A simple meal, yet full of nutrition and flavor.

++4 felafel patties ++++ 4 oz canteloupe melon or pineapple++++ 3½ oz fat-free Greek-style yogurt ++++ ½ tsp mint leaves++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or  mocha cafe au lait [65 calories]++

Warm the felafel patties or use at room temperature. Chop the mint leaves and combine with the yogurt. Prepare the beverage of choice and plate the food to please the eye.

Family Omelette: 286 calories… 17 g fat… 2 g fiber… 17 g protein… 10 g carbs… 109 mg Calcium…  PB GF Susan Herrmann Loomis serves this for a quick family dinner.  HINT: Serves two [2]

Serves 1Serves two [2]non-stick pan
1.5 slices bacon = 1.4 oz3 slices uncured bacon = 3 ozChop bacon into ½” strips.
1 oz fingerling potatoes, purple or red-fleshed2 oz fingerling potatoes, purple or red-fleshedSlice thinly.  If skins are thin, do not bother to peel them.
Cook bacon and pota-toes until they start to color, 3-4 mins.
Drain off all but 2 tsp bacon fat, leaving bacon-potatoes in pan. 
2.7 oz egg, unshelled–salt + pepper3 two-oz eggs = 5.4 oz unshelled–salt + pepperWhisk eggs with salt + pepper. Pour over bacon + potatoes in pan.
As edges set, lift egg a bit and tilt pan to let raw egg run under. 
½ Tbsp chives or green onion, minced —-1 oz chevre [goat cheese], crumbled 1 Tbsp chives or green onion, minced—- 2 oz chevre [goat cheese], crumbled Sprinkle with goat cheese and chives. Cook to preferred degree of doneness. 
per person: 3 oz tomatoes OR side salad with blueberriesper person: 3 oz tomatoes OR side salad with blueberriesTurn out on the serving plate and serve with a side. Voila!

Pickett’s Charge

How this Fast Diet Lifestyle works: Eat these meals tomorrow, for a calorie total of less than 600. On another day this week, eat the meals from a different post, another day of eating 600 calories or less. Eat sensibly the other days of the week. That’s it: a simple way to lose weight and be healthier. Join me in the Fasting Lifestyle.

Why did 12,500 men walk shoulder to shoulder across a field and up a slight incline into withering gunfire? They were ordered to. Who gave the order? The supposedly brilliant general, Robert E. Lee. It was July 3, 1864, and the fighting at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania had been going on for two days. Both the Union army of the North and the Confederate army of the South, who had been fighting each other for the previous three years of the Civil War, saw a potential victory here as a way to end the war. The Northeners held a slight highland called Cemetery Ridge, and on July 2nd, the Southern troops had battered their flanks. General Lee, who was experiencing dysentery — which might cloud anyone’s judgement — decided that he had worn out the Northern line and that he could finish them off by attacking their center. It didn’t occur to him that his own men were also worn out. George Pickett and his division had arrived late to the battle and had not yet seen action, so Pickett was champing at the bit. His three brigades of 6000 men were arrayed on the right side of the attacking line. Pickett sent the men off after 3 pm, exhorting them to remember that they were from “Old Virginia”. He did not lead the troops. About 200 Confederates actually arrived at the Union line and engaged in hand-to-hand combat, but, lacking reinforcements, they retreated. By 4:15 pm, 6000 Confederate soldiers had been killed, wounded, or captured, and the so-called “Pickett’s Charge” was over. Myth-makers turned Pickett’s men into glorious, courageous warriors who were deserving of glory — instead of being cannon fodder in their generals’ misconceived battle plans. The orders to march were stupid, resulting only in great loss of life. Even though it was named for him, Pickett had no role in the planning or leading of the attack. That was part of the myth-making.

Our breakfast would have been a reminder of home to any soldier, had he been lucky enough to eat such food during the war. Our dinner takes the soldier’s traditional beef-and-beans meal in another direction — combining them in a burger.

Ham & Cheese ScrOmelette: 165 calories… 10 g fat… 2 g fiber… 13 g protein… 5.6 g carbs… 111 mg Calcium…  NB: Food values shown are for the ScrOmelette and fruit only, and do not include the optional beverages. GF You can prepare this as an omelette or as scrambled eggs. Either way, its a winner.

++ 1½ two-oz eggs  HINT: If you are serving one person, crack three 2-oz eggs into a small bowl or glass measuring cup. Whip up those eggs and pour half of their volume into a jar with a lid and put it in the ‘fridge for next week. ++++  ¼ oz Jarlsberg cheese ++++ ¼ oz ham [I calculated the fat and calories for this recipe based on left-over roast ham. If you use 3% fat ham, you will lower both those values] ++++ 1½ oz applesauce ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or  mocha cafe au lait[65 calories] ++++  Optional: 5 oz fruit smoothie or berry-yogurt smoothie [88 calories] ++

Spritz a saute pan with non-stick spray and heat it. Put the ham into the hot saute pan to warm it briefly, then add the eggs and cheese. Scramble together [or cook like an omelette] until the way you like it. Plate with the fruit, warm your beverage, shake the smoothie. Good.

Bison/Beef-Bean Burger: 304 calories… 12.6 g fat… 7.5 g fiber… 24.7 g protein… 27 g carbs… 175 mg Calcium…  PB  Black beans have a lot going for them. And they are an excellent ‘extender’ for meat in a burger. Great for grilling!

++ 1 Bison/Beef-Bean burger patty ++++ 1 slider bun @ 90 calories ++++ 1 oz tomato slice ++++ 3 oz roasted vegetables OR ½ c coleslaw ++

Bison/Beef-Bean Burger PattiesYield 22 oz of mixture = six 3.5 oz burgers
5 oz/142 g black beans, drainedBlitz in food processor to break up, then scrape into a bowl.
1# ground beef OR ground bison++++
¼ c cilantro leaves ++++
1 oz egg
Add these to bowl with beans. Mix with hands to combine thoroughly. Form into 3.5-4 oz patties and put on a metal tray.
Chill or freeze 30 minutes before grilling

Prepare the burger patties and chill them all. Prepare coleslaw. Grill as many of the burgers as you need for the meal, and wrap the remainder for freezing. Cut open the slider buns, and grill them or brown on a griddle. Top each burger in its bun with a slice of tomato and plate with the coleslaw. Burgers are back on the menu!

<<<<<<<< Ingredients for next week >>>>>>>>> Breakfast, single portion for Monday …………………………… single portion for Thursday:

masa harina + 3 oz Mexican chocolate1 two-oz egg + salsa verde 
non-fat milk + sugar2%-fat cottage cheese
turkey breakfast sausage @ 45 calories/twochicken breast meat
melonred tomato salsa + strawberries
optional smoothieoptional smoothie
optional hot beverageoptional hot beverage

Dinner, single portion for Monday:………………………….. single portion for Thursday:

ground bison or turkey + canned tomatoesMonterey jack cheese + broccoli or salad greens
garlic + cumin + Melon + chili powder2%-fat cottage cheese + tomato salsa
unsweetened cocoa powder + red onion + Cheddartwo 6″ corn tortillas: 65 or fewer calories each
green pepper + canned kidney/black beanscooked chicken breast
Sparkling waterSparkling water